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Old 08-14-2004, 02:28 AM   #1
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Theres three construction workers.. A mexican, an Irishmen and a frenchman they are all eating lunch on top of a skyscraper. the mexican gets a burrito and says "man if i get another burrito im gonna jump of this bulding" The Irish man gets a potatoe and claims the same thing, then the french guy gets a ham sandwich and says the same thing... so the next day the mexican gets a burrito the irishmen gets a potatoe and the frenchman gets a ham sandwich they all jump off and kill themselves.... at the funeral the mexicans wife says "o if i woulda known i woulda packed him something different" the irishmens wife says the same.. but the frenchmans wife says "he packs his own lunch!"


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Old 08-14-2004, 05:27 AM   #2
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eh..

im tired.. didnt laugh, I'll re-read it in the morning
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Old 08-14-2004, 12:24 PM   #3
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Don't worry, it still SUCKED.
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Old 08-14-2004, 12:28 PM   #4
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Seriuolsy... that blew, terribly
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Old 08-14-2004, 12:59 PM   #5
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give it another try but make it not suck...
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Old 08-14-2004, 08:57 PM   #6
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Theres three construction workers.. A mexican, an Irishmen and a frenchman they are all eating lunch on top of a skyscraper. the mexican gets a burrito and says "man if i get another burrito im gonna jump of this bulding" The Irish man gets a potatoe and claims the same thing, then the french guy gets a ham sandwich and says the same thing... so the next day the mexican gets a burrito the irishmen gets a potatoe and the frenchman gets a ham sandwich they all jump off and kill themselves.... at the funeral the mexicans wife says "o if i woulda known i woulda packed him something different" the irishmens wife says the same.. but the frenchmans wife says "he packs his own lunch!"


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The French stereotype is cowardly, not stupid. I hate when people change jokes to fit their own personal hatreds. Idiot.
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Old 08-14-2004, 11:04 PM   #7
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Ha ha ha the version i heard was a black, white, chinese/mexican dudes
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Old 08-14-2004, 11:46 PM   #8
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one night a little boy hears odd noises comming from his mothers room....he goes down the hall and peeks into her room and finds her touching herself all over saying to herself "i need a man, i need a man..." the kid gets freakd out and runs back to his room. the next night he hears the same sounds comming from his mothers room....again he goes down the hall and sees her rubbing and caressing her body repeating "i need a man, i need a man...." the kid again gets freakd out and runs back to his room.....he vows that he isnt gonna go back there if he hears the noises cus it really scares him....the next couple of nights he hears the noises but he just trys to ignore them. the next night he hears them alot louder and more pronounced, this time curiosaty gets the best of him and he finds his mom with a man on top of her. he goes back to his room climbs into bed and starts rubbing himself saying "i need a bike, i need a bike..."
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Old 08-15-2004, 05:51 AM   #9
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one night a little boy hears odd noises comming from his mothers room....he goes down the hall and peeks into her room and finds her touching herself all over saying to herself "i need a man, i need a man..." the kid gets freakd out and runs back to his room. the next night he hears the same sounds comming from his mothers room....again he goes down the hall and sees her rubbing and caressing her body repeating "i need a man, i need a man...." the kid again gets freakd out and runs back to his room.....he vows that he isnt gonna go back there if he hears the noises cus it really scares him....the next couple of nights he hears the noises but he just trys to ignore them. the next night he hears them alot louder and more pronounced, this time curiosaty gets the best of him and he finds his mom with a man on top of her. he goes back to his room climbs into bed and starts rubbing himself saying "i need a bike, i need a bike..."
Hehe now that was a funny joke
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Old 08-15-2004, 05:18 PM   #10
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So there was this guy. Hes walking down the street , sad face on just staring at the ground. He thinks to himself , "Im middle aged , single , and I have no money." The man starts crying now , thinking of his shitty life. So the man goes into walmart and asks the store clerk , "Sir , do you sell and firearms?"

and the clerk says "Yes."


AHAHAHAH!!! AAHAHAH! WASNT THAT FUNNY! AHAHAHAHAH ahahahahah ahahahHAH ahahAH H A HAH A HAH A HAH AH AH AH A HH AAH H AH A H
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Old 08-15-2004, 07:48 PM   #11
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So there was this guy. Hes walking down the street , sad face on just staring at the ground. He thinks to himself , "Im middle aged , single , and I have no money." The man starts crying now , thinking of his shitty life. So the man goes into walmart and asks the store clerk , "Sir , do you sell and firearms?"

and the clerk says "Yes."


AHAHAHAH!!! AAHAHAH! WASNT THAT FUNNY! AHAHAHAHAH ahahahahah ahahahHAH ahahAH H A HAH A HAH A HAH AH AH AH A HH AAH H AH A H
nope, cant say that was funny... not really at all... nope... not one bit...
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Old 08-15-2004, 08:06 PM   #12
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nope not funny...murder me's joke is better
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Old 08-16-2004, 12:12 AM   #13
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Hehe now that was a funny joke
thanks....i got it from the tortuga twins at the rennisance festival....they are kick ass
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