I'm too fat to die!

weed_problem · 08-04-2008, 08:11 PM

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A death row inmate scheduled for execution says he's too fat to be put to death, claiming executioners would have trouble finding his veins and that his weight could diminish the effectiveness of one of the lethal injection drugs.

Lawyers for Richard Cooey argue in a federal lawsuit that Cooey—5-feet-7 and 267 pounds—had poor veins when he faced execution five years ago and the problem has been worsened by weight gain.

Cooey, 41, is sentenced to die for raping and murdering two young women in 1986. His execution is scheduled for Oct. 14.

Don't execute the rapist/murderer, it might hurt!

haZe · 08-04-2008, 08:15 PM

Okay, just take him behind the prison and shoot him in the face. Problem solved.

Canty · 08-04-2008, 08:17 PM

Ginger people don't feel pain.

SheBear · 08-04-2008, 08:30 PM

Could they just move the execution day? That's my birthday, I don't want someone being killed on my birthday.

TheBrain · 08-04-2008, 08:37 PM

Welcome to the forums GuerreroAzteca.

General Zod · 08-04-2008, 08:40 PM

I never understood why they use alcohol to wipe the injection site. Would want the fucker to get an infection or something...

Fry the fucker!!!!!!

Spooky · 08-04-2008, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by GuerreroAzteca

you cant have any problem with it anyway. your always saying rape and murder things and thats what he did.

unearth · 08-04-2008, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by haZe

Okay, just take him behind the prison and shoot him in the face. Problem solved.

totally unexpected lolz here, ty sir

Imperial_Wizard · 08-04-2008, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by weed_problem

Don't execute the rapist/murderer, it might hurt!

Seperated at birth.

joker4u · 08-04-2008, 09:47 PM

being fat is just another good reason to put him down

iMAC90 · 08-04-2008, 09:49 PM

SheBear · 08-04-2008, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by rvdVit

not 'his' army, but i was also going to say, thousands of people will die on your birthday.

oh I know, I don't really care. It isn't like I can do anything about it. I'm sure there are thousands born on my birthday too. So yeah, I did it for the lolz?

But really, capital punishment is stupid and should be stopped.

Piss Boy · 08-04-2008, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by joker4u

being fat is just another good reason to put him down

Word, this guy's too fat to live.

General Zod · 08-04-2008, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SheBear

But really, capital punishment is stupid and should be stopped.

So your saying we as a society should pay for these fuckers to live to a ripe old age, providing them with healthcare, T.V, social interaction, possible further education, special visits from family and friends...etc and the just let them die? Thats more than what they gave their victims. I'm a former prison guard, and personally I would throw the switch myself just to scrape a few more of these fuckers out of the system. Sitting on death row for 20-30 years just to file appeal after appeal and stretch their time out, living and breathing just another day makes me sick.

Fuck that fat piece of raping trash, fuck him in his fat fucking ass and let him die slowly.

Dr. Acid Avatar · 08-05-2008, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by iMAC90

It's not perfect but not bad.

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haZe The Professor Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: PARTS UNKNOWN Posts: 2,511	Okay, just take him behind the prison and shoot him in the face. Problem solved.