good bad and worse

08-17-2004, 08:58 PM

Post your good, bad, and worse situations here. These are a few to start

Good: Your children are sexually active.
Bad: With each other
Worse: And your wife.

Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: Getting arrested.
Worse: By your husband

Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: The techer is a he.

Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: you get caught by your wife
Worse: You're with her sister.

DeftonesBoy · 08-18-2004, 05:36 PM

alright! got anymore?

08-19-2004, 07:05 AM

Good: You're making poops.
Bad: On your own Face.
Worse: It's pretty stinky.

baumy300 · 08-19-2004, 08:05 AM

Good: Your getting a blow job.
Bad: Shes stopping.
Worse:Her dentures fell out.

Good: Your dating a black chick.
Bad: Her ex finds you.
Worse: His name is Bubba.

Good: Your eating Chinese.
Bad. You hear a dog bark in the kitchen.
Worse: You chip your tooth on a collar.

Good: Your jerkin off.
Bad: You remember you forgot the tissue.
Worse: Your mom comes in cuz you forgot to lock the door.

Good: You get a pet from Grandma.
Bad: Its hairy and smells and she found it on her trip to Mexico.
Worse: It turns out to be a sewer rat.

Eh hit me up if you want more, im tired of these for now.

gUy · 08-19-2004, 01:54 PM

Good: You get 500 channels of cabel
Bad: you pay $45 per month
Worse: NO PORNO CHANNEL

Good: Your at McDonalds buying food.
Bad: You see Juan in the back making your food.
Worse: You get AIDS.

Good: You feed a dog peanut butter on your nuts.
Bad: Dog gets addicted to peanut butter on your nuts.
Worse: Your out of peanut butter.

08-19-2004, 01:58 PM

Good: You just won a million in the lottery
Bad: Your gona be paid over the next 45 years
Worse: Your 95

All I can think of at the moment ill be back with more though

The Stranger · 08-19-2004, 02:16 PM

Good: Your teenage son is spending a lot of time in his room "studying"
Bad: You find a bunch of gay porno tapes hidden in his room.
Worse: He's in them.

08-30-2004, 10:18 PM

Good: Your getting off

Bad: In the ass

Worse: Of a man

08-30-2004, 10:25 PM

Good:You've gone to the bathroom
Bad: In your pants
Worse: At your wedding

08-30-2004, 10:50 PM

God this is a great thread. Hill-Arious

Good: You wake up and your geting a blowjob.
Bad: You look down and its a he
Worse: The he is your dad

Ha Ha Ha, best I could come up with right now

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Quote:

Originally Posted by baumy300

...Good: Your dating a black chick.
Bad: Her ex finds you.
Worse: His name is Bubba...

You wouldn't be talking about me, would you?

08-30-2004, 11:09 PM

Good: Your getting pussy

Bad: From your grandma

Worse: It smells like fish

moldy_hair · 08-31-2004, 03:22 PM

Good: Your getting pussy

Bad: It smells like fish

Worse: Oh wait, it is a fish....

Worst: Your grandma walks in, catches you fucking a fish. She has a heart attack and dies. You have to explain to the cops why she died.

gUy · 08-31-2004, 06:34 PM

good: your having sex.

bad: your dad walks in on you

worse: your doing it with your mom.

good: your jerking off to lesbian porn

bad: you notice something

worse: your dad is a chick!!

08-31-2004, 09:36 PM

Lol these are good ones, ill think of one hold on.

VegitoSSJ4 · 09-01-2004, 12:25 AM

Good:You got straight As.
Bad:Its not your report card.
Worse:Its Juan's

I cant think of anything

08-17-2004, 08:58 PM	#1
Roland Guest Posts: n/a	good bad and worse Post your good, bad, and worse situations here. These are a few to start Good: Your children are sexually active. Bad: With each other Worse: And your wife. Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: Getting arrested. Worse: By your husband Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually. Worse: The techer is a he. Good: You go home for a quickie. Bad: you get caught by your wife Worse: You're with her sister.

08-19-2004, 01:54 PM	#5
gUy Old Guard Join Date: May 2003 Location: CA Posts: 1,334	Good: You get 500 channels of cabel Bad: you pay $45 per month Worse: NO PORNO CHANNEL Good: Your at McDonalds buying food. Bad: You see Juan in the back making your food. Worse: You get AIDS. Good: You feed a dog peanut butter on your nuts. Bad: Dog gets addicted to peanut butter on your nuts. Worse: Your out of peanut butter. __________________

08-19-2004, 02:16 PM	#7
The Stranger Class of '04 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Cleveland Posts: 977	Good: Your teenage son is spending a lot of time in his room "studying" Bad: You find a bunch of gay porno tapes hidden in his room. Worse: He's in them. __________________ Part of "The Invisible Krew" THE STRANGER

08-31-2004, 03:22 PM	#12
moldy_hair 0% Bullshitter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 154	Good: Your getting pussy Bad: It smells like fish Worse: Oh wait, it is a fish.... Worst: Your grandma walks in, catches you fucking a fish. She has a heart attack and dies. You have to explain to the cops why she died. __________________ It happens... Last edited by moldy_hair; 08-31-2004 at 03:24 PM..

09-01-2004, 12:25 AM	#15
VegitoSSJ4 They die over and over Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: A SPERCIAL PLACE Posts: 498	Good:You got straight As. Bad:Its not your report card. Worse:Its Juan's I cant think of anything __________________ If a mod is reading this, change my name from VegitoSSJ4, to DontKnoMe88 please.

08-19-2004, 07:05 AM	#3
Attak Guest Posts: n/a	Good: You're making poops. Bad: On your own Face. Worse: It's pretty stinky.

08-19-2004, 08:05 AM	#4
baumy300 Idolized. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Don't you wish you could be like me? Posts: 4,610	Good: Your getting a blow job. Bad: Shes stopping. Worse:Her dentures fell out. Good: Your dating a black chick. Bad: Her ex finds you. Worse: His name is Bubba. Good: Your eating Chinese. Bad. You hear a dog bark in the kitchen. Worse: You chip your tooth on a collar. Good: Your jerkin off. Bad: You remember you forgot the tissue. Worse: Your mom comes in cuz you forgot to lock the door. Good: You get a pet from Grandma. Bad: Its hairy and smells and she found it on her trip to Mexico. Worse: It turns out to be a sewer rat. Eh hit me up if you want more, im tired of these for now.

08-19-2004, 01:58 PM	#6
Roland Guest Posts: n/a	Good: You just won a million in the lottery Bad: Your gona be paid over the next 45 years Worse: Your 95 All I can think of at the moment ill be back with more though

08-30-2004, 10:18 PM	#8
opballa44 Guest Posts: n/a	Good: Your getting off Bad: In the ass Worse: Of a man

08-30-2004, 10:25 PM	#9
DragnMastr Guest Posts: n/a	Good:You've gone to the bathroom Bad: In your pants Worse: At your wedding

08-30-2004, 11:09 PM	#11
opballa44 Guest Posts: n/a	Good: Your getting pussy Bad: From your grandma Worse: It smells like fish

08-31-2004, 06:34 PM	#13
gUy Old Guard Join Date: May 2003 Location: CA Posts: 1,334	good: your having sex. bad: your dad walks in on you worse: your doing it with your mom. good: your jerking off to lesbian porn bad: you notice something worse: your dad is a chick!!

08-31-2004, 09:36 PM	#14
ferrari_fan Guest Posts: n/a	Lol these are good ones, ill think of one hold on.