Long one

08-17-2004, 09:25 PM

A Canadian, an American, and a Chinese guy are flying in a hot air ballon with the pilot around the world. The tour is just about over and they're ready to dropoff the passenger tourists.

The Canadian dropped an apple from the sky and the pilot asked, "What was that for?" And the Canadian asked, "Because i love my country and I give an apple for it." He was dropped off.

The American drops an orange above his country and pilot asked, "What was that for?" American said, "Because I love my country and I give an orangefor it". He was dropped off.

Then the Chinese guy drops a bomb over China and pilot asks, "What was that for?" Chinese dude says, "Because I hate my country and I want everyone to die, Muahahaha!" He was dropped off.

Right after the Canadian was dropped off he sees a little girl crying. "Why are you crying?" She says, "An apple fell from the sky and hit my head."

Right after the American was dropped off he sees a little boy crying. "Why are you crying?" He says, "An orange fell from the sky and hit my head."

And right after the Chinse guy was dropped off he sees a boy laughing his ass off. "What's so funny?" The boy says, "I was standing in from of a building and when I farted it fell down."

Bigheaded Chief · 08-17-2004, 09:27 PM

i head that one in so may diferent forms this is the 6-7 different way

Fryman · 08-17-2004, 10:04 PM

never heard that one before... but it was kinda lame.... sorry

hey bigheaded chief... lovin the avatar!!

08-18-2004, 12:43 PM

Haha my oldest brother told me that one when I was like 4 I think.

It was a little more gruesome though.

It was... I think... a hammer, a cleaver, and a bomb.

08-17-2004, 09:25 PM	#1
ferrari_fan Guest Posts: n/a	Long one A Canadian, an American, and a Chinese guy are flying in a hot air ballon with the pilot around the world. The tour is just about over and they're ready to dropoff the passenger tourists. The Canadian dropped an apple from the sky and the pilot asked, "What was that for?" And the Canadian asked, "Because i love my country and I give an apple for it." He was dropped off. The American drops an orange above his country and pilot asked, "What was that for?" American said, "Because I love my country and I give an orangefor it". He was dropped off. Then the Chinese guy drops a bomb over China and pilot asks, "What was that for?" Chinese dude says, "Because I hate my country and I want everyone to die, Muahahaha!" He was dropped off. Right after the Canadian was dropped off he sees a little girl crying. "Why are you crying?" She says, "An apple fell from the sky and hit my head." Right after the American was dropped off he sees a little boy crying. "Why are you crying?" He says, "An orange fell from the sky and hit my head." And right after the Chinse guy was dropped off he sees a boy laughing his ass off. "What's so funny?" The boy says, "I was standing in from of a building and when I farted it fell down."

08-17-2004, 09:27 PM	#2
Bigheaded Chief Dance banana Dance Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: the troll capital Posts: 276	i head that one in so may diferent forms this is the 6-7 different way __________________ Why don't presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor? On my sweet revenge Will be yours for the taking It's in the making baby My cock is much bigger than yours My cock can walk right through the door With a feeling so pure It's got you screaming back for Hey man look at me rockin' out I'm on the radio Hey man look at me rockin' out I'm on the video It's a violent pornography Choking chicks and sodomy The kinda shit you get on your TV

08-17-2004, 10:04 PM	#3
Fryman man of fry Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: that one place Posts: 1,701	never heard that one before... but it was kinda lame.... sorry hey bigheaded chief... lovin the avatar!! __________________ ,,\|,, (^^) ,,\|,,

08-18-2004, 12:43 PM	#4
5hun 03 Guest Posts: n/a	Haha my oldest brother told me that one when I was like 4 I think. It was a little more gruesome though. It was... I think... a hammer, a cleaver, and a bomb.