Racist Joke Tournament!

paINTbaLLA472 · 08-18-2004, 12:17 AM

This is gunna be a freestyle racist thread... im gunna need 2 extra judges and every1 is invited. u guys can start now...

The Stranger · 08-18-2004, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by paINTbaLLA472

This is gunna be a freestyle racist thread... im gunna need 2 extra judges and every1 is invited. u guys can start now...

We already tried this with yo mamma jokes.... didn't work out that well.

paINTbaLLA472 · 08-18-2004, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by The Stranger

We already tried this with yo mamma jokes.... didn't work out that well.

This is different, no brackets, no nothing, just freestyling. all that i need are 2 extra judges. this is no organized compitition...

08-19-2004, 02:05 AM

Whats the difference between a native and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family.

Why do natives always carry a nugget of sh*t in there front pocket

ID.

What do you call a mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed.

How do you start a mexican parade?

Roll a quarter down main street.

What do you call two mexicans in a ditch?

A sleepover.

08-19-2004, 12:00 PM

What's the diff between a dead white baby and a dead black baby?
Five more minutes in the over.

08-19-2004, 07:01 PM

ill help judge

bonenator · 08-19-2004, 08:23 PM

how do you keep a nigger from hangin in your front yard........hangm in the back

08-19-2004, 09:41 PM

What do you get when you place 36 West Virginians in one room?
A full set of teeth

How can you tell if a west virginian girl is a virgin?
if she can run faster than her brothers.

08-25-2004, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by bonenator

how do you keep a nigger from hangin in your front yard........hangm in the back

cut the rope

and i could swear i already posted this joke here, but i guess not:

how do you get 30 jews to jump off a building?
-throw a quarter off

how do you 30 more to jump off
-tell em nobody got the quarter yet

08-29-2004, 07:55 PM

What do you call a Jew on the moon?
-Problem

What do you call two Jews on the moon?
-Still a problem

What do you call every Jew on the moon
-Problem solved

08-29-2004, 08:03 PM

a guy is walking through the zoo and he sees a cage of gorilas and one gorila is hitting and beating up the other gorilas and the guy says "dahm niggers, you give them a fur coat and they think they rule the world"

Chocotaco · 08-29-2004, 08:12 PM

Why dont sharks eat black people? They think they're whale shit

/Tilt/ · 08-29-2004, 08:31 PM

How do you kill 100 Mexicans?
Blow up their car.

How do you know when a Chinese guy robbed your house?
Your homeworks done, your computers fixed, and the fuckers still tryin to get out of your driveway when you get home.

Spank666 · 08-29-2004, 08:36 PM

How do you stop a Mexican tank?
Shoot the guy pushing it.

What happens when a Jew with a boner walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.

Musicordie · 09-10-2004, 10:23 PM

what do you call one hundred niggers at the bottom of the ocean...
A good Start

What is so wrond about a cadillac going over a cliff with 5 niggers inside...
A cadilac seats six

How did they improve transportation in Harlem...
They planted the trees closer together

Why do Black women wear high heels...
So there knuckles dont scrape the ground

Why do white people go to mexicans garage sales...
to get there stuff back

MEH...

08-18-2004, 12:17 AM	#1
paINTbaLLA472 Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Behind you... Posts: 650	Racist Joke Tournament! This is gunna be a freestyle racist thread... im gunna need 2 extra judges and every1 is invited. u guys can start now...

08-19-2004, 09:41 PM	#8
SliPKnoT Guest Posts: n/a	West Virginians What do you get when you place 36 West Virginians in one room? A full set of teeth How can you tell if a west virginian girl is a virgin? if she can run faster than her brothers.

08-29-2004, 08:12 PM	#12
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09-10-2004, 10:23 PM	#15
Musicordie The anti-zard Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 240	meh what do you call one hundred niggers at the bottom of the ocean... A good Start What is so wrond about a cadillac going over a cliff with 5 niggers inside... A cadilac seats six How did they improve transportation in Harlem... They planted the trees closer together Why do Black women wear high heels... So there knuckles dont scrape the ground Why do white people go to mexicans garage sales... to get there stuff back MEH...

08-19-2004, 02:05 AM	#4
slope_style Guest Posts: n/a	Whats the difference between a native and a picnic table? A picnic table can support a family. Why do natives always carry a nugget of sh*t in there front pocket ID. What do you call a mexican without a lawnmower? Unemployed. How do you start a mexican parade? Roll a quarter down main street. What do you call two mexicans in a ditch? A sleepover.

08-19-2004, 12:00 PM	#5
ferrari_fan Guest Posts: n/a	What's the diff between a dead white baby and a dead black baby? Five more minutes in the over.

08-19-2004, 07:01 PM	#6
UnclePatches Guest Posts: n/a	ill help judge

08-19-2004, 08:23 PM	#7
bonenator A Whole Swisha Sweet Full Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston & Houston Posts: 7,262	how do you keep a nigger from hangin in your front yard........hangm in the back

08-29-2004, 07:55 PM	#10
crazy-ass Guest Posts: n/a	What do you call a Jew on the moon? -Problem What do you call two Jews on the moon? -Still a problem What do you call every Jew on the moon -Problem solved

08-29-2004, 08:03 PM	#11
Solid Skin Guest Posts: n/a	a guy is walking through the zoo and he sees a cage of gorilas and one gorila is hitting and beating up the other gorilas and the guy says "dahm niggers, you give them a fur coat and they think they rule the world"