Money is money.

Madness · 08-18-2004, 11:59 PM

A guy is walking down the street, sees a beautiful woman with a very short skirt, approaches her and says, "My god, you're hot!!! With that look, I've GOT to make it with you! I can't help myself, and no matter what, I've GOT to have you!"

The woman is very shocked and asks him, "What!? HERE? In the middle of the street!?"

The guy answers, "I've got to have you now! So I'll make you an offer. I'll drop $500 on the sidewalk and, while you're picking it up, I will do everything I want. OK?"

The lady seems to be in intense thought. Then she calls her friend. She tells her friend the story, looking for some advice. The friend says, "It's no big problem. When he drops the money, you pick up the $500 fast, and he won't even have time to get his fireman out of his pants before you finish picking it up. Just take the money and run!"

The next day, the friend sees the woman walking like old woman. The friend asks, "What happened to you!?"

The woman answers nervously, "That son-of-a-bitch dropped $500 in quarters!"

The Stranger · 08-19-2004, 12:31 AM

Good one Madness..... but that would be a shit load of quarters

SliddY · 08-19-2004, 01:47 AM

haha...thats a good idea...

*reaches for jar of quarters*

*sigh*

only 2$ worth

08-18-2004, 11:59 PM	#1
Madness That song was so pwned. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The Altered States Of Druggachusettes Posts: 2,981	Money is money. A guy is walking down the street, sees a beautiful woman with a very short skirt, approaches her and says, "My god, you're hot!!! With that look, I've GOT to make it with you! I can't help myself, and no matter what, I've GOT to have you!" The woman is very shocked and asks him, "What!? HERE? In the middle of the street!?" The guy answers, "I've got to have you now! So I'll make you an offer. I'll drop $500 on the sidewalk and, while you're picking it up, I will do everything I want. OK?" The lady seems to be in intense thought. Then she calls her friend. She tells her friend the story, looking for some advice. The friend says, "It's no big problem. When he drops the money, you pick up the $500 fast, and he won't even have time to get his fireman out of his pants before you finish picking it up. Just take the money and run!" The next day, the friend sees the woman walking like old woman. The friend asks, "What happened to you!?" The woman answers nervously, "That son-of-a-bitch dropped $500 in quarters!" __________________ ██████████████████████████████████

08-19-2004, 12:31 AM	#2
The Stranger Class of '04 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Cleveland Posts: 977	Good one Madness..... but that would be a shit load of quarters __________________ Part of "The Invisible Krew" THE STRANGER

08-19-2004, 01:47 AM	#3
SliddY rawr Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,077	haha...thats a good idea... reaches for jar of quarters sigh only 2$ worth