Annoying things to do in a bathroom stall

08-19-2004, 01:48 PM

1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. ''Now how did that get there?''
8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!''
10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
12. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
13. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot''
14. ''Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?''
15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall.
17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!''
18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing ''Born Free.''

The Stranger · 08-19-2004, 02:09 PM

Very funny... nice one, saw it on a site once but not here

bonenator · 08-19-2004, 08:32 PM

hahahahahaaha nice i actullay laughed on those 1s

08-25-2004, 11:52 PM

personally, i like to smear melted chocolate or some shit-like thing on TP and toss it over to the fella in teh next stall over and yell, "HOLY SHIT!! that one got away from me!! OH GOD!!! DOWN BESSIE!!"

08-26-2004, 06:06 AM

One of my friends in middle school took a shit in the urinal. The janitor found out and he was pretty pissed.

Frostdaddy · 08-26-2004, 01:55 PM

everey single one made me laugh. especially the TP/PB one. i've always meant to try the Mountain Dew one sometime.

Devastation · 08-26-2004, 02:08 PM

Spread 'Icy Hot,' 'Atomic Balm,' or better yet, 'BenGay' on a toilet seat.

Wait for the screams (from first two), for the 'BenGay,' someone's ass WILL be numb the rest of the day.

08-26-2004, 03:52 PM

ROFL, nice ones. heres another, when someone makes a grunting noise or has been in the stall a long time....say "hey bud, going alright in there?" and knock on the door.

08-26-2004, 10:26 PM

lol im gona have to try with the BenGay

lolita · 12-20-2007, 02:22 PM

lol

really funny

Dane_Cook · 12-21-2007, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by lolita

lol

really funny

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ĈǻŇñǏbÀĹ ĐøŇķỆỹ · 12-22-2007, 02:49 AM

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08-19-2004, 01:48 PM	#1
Roland Guest Posts: n/a	Annoying things to do in a bathroom stall 1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?'' 2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.'' 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.'' 5. ''Damn, this water is cold.'' 6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. 7. ''Now how did that get there?'' 8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.'' 9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!'' 10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters'' 11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?" 12. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!" 13. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot'' 14. ''Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?'' 15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks. 16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall. 17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!'' 18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing ''Born Free.''

08-19-2004, 02:09 PM	#2
The Stranger Class of '04 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Cleveland Posts: 977	Very funny... nice one, saw it on a site once but not here __________________ Part of "The Invisible Krew" THE STRANGER

08-26-2004, 02:08 PM	#7
Devastation Fac et Spera Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Indiana Posts: 14,005	Spread 'Icy Hot,' 'Atomic Balm,' or better yet, 'BenGay' on a toilet seat. Wait for the screams (from first two), for the 'BenGay,' someone's ass WILL be numb the rest of the day. __________________

12-20-2007, 02:22 PM	#10
lolita Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1	lol really funny __________________ Website counters \| Hit counter free download

08-19-2004, 08:32 PM	#3
bonenator A Whole Swisha Sweet Full Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston & Houston Posts: 7,262	hahahahahaaha nice i actullay laughed on those 1s

08-25-2004, 11:52 PM	#4
mad-plopper Guest Posts: n/a	personally, i like to smear melted chocolate or some shit-like thing on TP and toss it over to the fella in teh next stall over and yell, "HOLY SHIT!! that one got away from me!! OH GOD!!! DOWN BESSIE!!"

08-26-2004, 06:06 AM	#5
swp kigy Guest Posts: n/a	One of my friends in middle school took a shit in the urinal. The janitor found out and he was pretty pissed.

08-26-2004, 01:55 PM	#6
Frostdaddy Do the Premium dance! Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Appleton, WI, USA Posts: 6,945	everey single one made me laugh. especially the TP/PB one. i've always meant to try the Mountain Dew one sometime.

08-26-2004, 03:52 PM	#8
småkopisar Guest Posts: n/a	ROFL, nice ones. heres another, when someone makes a grunting noise or has been in the stall a long time....say "hey bud, going alright in there?" and knock on the door.

08-26-2004, 10:26 PM	#9
Roland Guest Posts: n/a	lol im gona have to try with the BenGay

12-22-2007, 02:49 AM	#12
ĈǻŇñǏbÀĹ ĐøŇķỆỹ i can tye dem shewz Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 126	Hey you just bumped it t- Oh, wait.... shit.