A few good knock knock jokes

08-19-2004, 02:26 PM

1.Knock, knock
Tremble mortal and despair – it is I, THE ANGEL OF DEATH!
Tremble mortal and despair – it is I, THE ANGEL OF DEATH who?
Actually, I’m here for Jones in #D1 but I need to take a monster crap and I hate to kill and THEN use the bathroom, you know? Its rude and the other way around, well it ruins my dramatic entrance. So…
You want to use my toilet?
Yeah?
Go right ahead.
Got anything to read?
Just the crossword.
You finished it.
Sorry?
Hold my scythe.
Hey! Don’t forget to light a match.

2. Knock, knock
Yo mama
Yo mama who?
Yo mama so fat, she caught a flesh-eating virus and that was three years ago.
I bet you’re fat, huh?
I’m…
You are, aren’t you? Fat!
I’m plumpish.

And last #3. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Creeping penis.
Creeping penis who?
I’m not crazy, I just need to get off this island. The doctors don’t believe I invented the chocolate éclair. But I did. I’m going to burn them all and drink soup from their skulls! Happy soup! Untie me and I’ll kill you last!

08-19-2004, 03:03 PM

Those made no sense whatsoever

Spank666 · 08-19-2004, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choda

Those made no sense whatsoever

Thats why his title is "the king of randomness".....

Hey Roland, heres one for ya:
Whats the difference between an orange?

A telephone pole because motorcycles dont have doors!

Yeah, I bet you didnt see that one comin....

08-20-2004, 02:45 PM

I get any of them

paINTbaLLA472 · 08-22-2004, 01:40 PM

is it just me or do i need a translator???

03-06-2005, 07:12 PM

rite people this is brill! wot u have to do is go up to a homeless person on the street and go

Knock Knock

whos there?

I thought you were fucking homeless!!

OLIAX · 03-06-2005, 07:56 PM

those are all crap

03-08-2005, 02:36 PM

shut the fook up u wankeeersss

Timebomb · 03-09-2005, 02:28 PM

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Thread closed.

I don't get it.

08-19-2004, 02:26 PM	#1
Roland Guest Posts: n/a	A few good knock knock jokes 1.Knock, knock Tremble mortal and despair – it is I, THE ANGEL OF DEATH! Tremble mortal and despair – it is I, THE ANGEL OF DEATH who? Actually, I’m here for Jones in #D1 but I need to take a monster crap and I hate to kill and THEN use the bathroom, you know? Its rude and the other way around, well it ruins my dramatic entrance. So… You want to use my toilet? Yeah? Go right ahead. Got anything to read? Just the crossword. You finished it. Sorry? Hold my scythe. Hey! Don’t forget to light a match. 2. Knock, knock Yo mama Yo mama who? Yo mama so fat, she caught a flesh-eating virus and that was three years ago. I bet you’re fat, huh? I’m… You are, aren’t you? Fat! I’m plumpish. And last #3. Knock knock Who’s there? Creeping penis. Creeping penis who? I’m not crazy, I just need to get off this island. The doctors don’t believe I invented the chocolate éclair. But I did. I’m going to burn them all and drink soup from their skulls! Happy soup! Untie me and I’ll kill you last!

03-06-2005, 07:12 PM	#6
gazza321 Guest Posts: n/a	Knock Knock rite people this is brill! wot u have to do is go up to a homeless person on the street and go Knock Knock whos there? I thought you were fucking homeless!!

08-19-2004, 03:03 PM	#2
Choda Guest Posts: n/a	Those made no sense whatsoever

08-20-2004, 02:45 PM	#4
Ajax Guest Posts: n/a	I get any of them

08-22-2004, 01:40 PM	#5
paINTbaLLA472 Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Behind you... Posts: 650	is it just me or do i need a translator???

03-08-2005, 02:36 PM	#8
gazza321 Guest Posts: n/a	shut the fook up u wankeeersss

03-09-2005, 02:28 PM	#9
Timebomb Proper Villain Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: http://ebaum.tv/ Posts: 4,856	Knock Knock. Who's there? Thread closed. I don't get it.