08-19-2004, 02:55 PM
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MJ jokes
I've got lots of Michael Jackass jokes:
How can u tell when MJ has a hot date? A tricycle is parked on his driveway. Wuts the diff between MJ and a plastic bag? One is white, plastic and harmful to little kids and one holds groceries. Wut does MJ and McDonalds have in common? They both stick their meat in 12 year-old buns. Wut does MJ consider a perfect 10? Two 5 year-olds. How did MJ get food poisoned? He ate a nine year-old weiner. Wuts the diff between MJ and Neil Armstrong? One moonwalks and one fucks kids in the ass. Wut does MJ and Santa Claus have in common? They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacs. How can u tell when its bedtime with MJ? When the big hand touchs the little hand. Wuts the diff between acne and MJ? Acne doesnt come off your face until about 15. MJ, 10 other children and the sea captain are on a small cruise ship in benefit of terminally diseased kids. The boat hit an iceberd and is about to sink to the ocean. There's only one lifeboat for two people. The captain says, "Cmon, lets take the lifeboat back." MJ says, "What about the children?" "Screw the children I dont wanna die out here." "Do we have time?" |
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08-19-2004, 03:45 PM
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How do you know its midnight at the neverland ranch?
when the big hand touches the little hand!
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08-19-2004, 07:03 PM
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You just used the same joke I said.
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08-19-2004, 07:11 PM
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08-19-2004, 08:25 PM
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nice one. everyone likes mj jokes
and he used a different version |
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08-19-2004, 10:01 PM
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What's MJ's favorite nursery rhyme?
Little Boy Blue [Blew]. Knock Knock Who's there? Little Boy Blue Little Boy Blew who? Michael Jackson. What's MJ's favorite gospel song? "And Then he Touched me" I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson. Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit? A: "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!" Q: What do Michael Jackson and Miss Bobbit have in common? A: They both played with little wieners. Q: What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common? A: Both get turned on by kids!!! Q: What's sex like for Michael? A: Child's Play. Q: What do you get if you cross Michael Jackson with Arnold Schwarzenegger? A: Michael Warzenegger (Michael Was-a-nigga) |
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08-20-2004, 12:37 AM
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08-22-2004, 07:57 PM
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Poor Michael, if only he knew these jokes were made.
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08-22-2004, 08:39 PM
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*Michael Jackson voice* Thats ignorant, thats just ignorant
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08-22-2004, 09:55 PM
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Lol, "I give them what they want, I give them hot milk, cookies, handcuffs"
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08-24-2004, 01:34 PM
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Where my bitches at?
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lol That's funny!
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08-24-2004, 01:57 PM
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What did the bird say when it flew past a Wal-Mart? CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP.
HA HA NO MJ JOKE! |
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08-26-2004, 06:46 PM
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Wrong thread buddy.
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08-26-2004, 08:35 PM
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No it's the right thread. I just didn't tell a Michael Jackson joke.
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08-26-2004, 10:18 PM
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but this is a thread for MJ jokes.....
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