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Old 08-19-2004, 06:41 PM   #1
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My First Time

The sky was dark,
The moon was high.
All alone,
Just her and I.

Her hair so soft,
Her eyes so blue.
I knew just what,
She wanted to do.

Her skin so soft,
Her legs so fine.
I ran my fingers,
Down her spine.

I didn't know how,
But I tried my best.
To place my hand,
On her breasts.

I remember my fear,
My fast beating heart.
But slowly she spread,
Her legs apart.

And when she did it,
I felt no shame.
All at once,
The white stuff came.

At last it's finished,
It's all over now.
My first time,
Milking a cow!

Didn't see that coming did ya??
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Old 08-19-2004, 10:42 PM   #2
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i think its a repost...im not sure...u killed the joke when u said at the end "Didnt see that coming, didja"
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Old 08-19-2004, 11:07 PM   #3
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I saw that shit during 6th period when school was going on. Pretty old.
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Old 08-19-2004, 11:32 PM   #4
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Yeah it's pretty old. But it was great the first time I read it
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Become the next Al Borland. I really enjoyed watching his majestic body glide across the set of tooltime, as his rough, calloused hands worked the tools. How the azure sunset blended beautifully into the flannel vest-of-glory he so magically displayed. The essence of time, and the memories I reminisce remind me of the hours of self fellatio and the dreams I had of sharing a log cabin with a man of the wild.
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Old 08-19-2004, 11:56 PM   #5
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yeah...that "gotcha didnt i?" screwed the whole thing up...plus its old
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