Great Blonde Joke

[bonenator]

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"

Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.

The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim"

Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.

By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim"

And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"

[The Stranger]

HAHA that was good... nice avy by the way

[Fryman]

all i can say is old old old old!!!

A blonde chick is at a community centre and goes up to a vending machine. It said to put a dollar did and she put in in. She pressed 2 buttons and a candy came out. She was impressed. She put another dollar in and another candy came out.
Minutes later, a big lineup for a vending machine forms. The guy behind her says, "Move so other people can use it." She says, "Shut up Im winning."

[bonenator]

nice heard it before but still funny
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.

With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.

What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?

What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?

It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"
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A blonde, brunette, and redhead are in kindergarten; which one is the sexiest?

The blonde, because she is the only one that's 18

thanks for the comment on the avy

LOL im lovin that last one i cant wait to tell my friend it she too loves blonde jokes she doent take them affensive cos shes too thick to understand them (shes blonde!)