08-22-2004, 02:53 AM
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There is a this Panda Bear in the Zoo and the activist said it was immoral to keep the bear in a cage. So the town lets it go free because Pandas don’t go off and kill people. So this Panda has been in the zoo for 7 years and it’s pretty horny. He goes walking down town and this hooker asks him “You wanna have a good time?” He follows her upstairs and he going hard for like 5 hours! She passes out from exhaustion and pops his cork and heads back outside. This hooker wakes ups and races downstairs to collect her money. She stops and says “ you owe me money” The Panda looks at her says explain this to me. She runs into this book store and get out a dictionary and flips to a page and reads “Prostitute: One who performs sexual favors for finical gain.” The Panda looks at her quizzical and flips to the page and reads “Panda Bears: Large animal that.. Eats, Roots and Leaves.”
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08-22-2004, 03:10 AM
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Last edited by Kanism; 08-22-2004 at 04:43 AM.. |
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08-22-2004, 05:31 PM
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i don't completely understand why, but i find that funny.
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08-22-2004, 08:03 PM
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08-27-2004, 10:52 AM
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Its eats shoots and leaves. He goes down on her, shoots his load and leaves the room.
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08-27-2004, 11:16 AM
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I heard that joke.. but at the end it says "eats.. shoots and leaves".
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08-27-2004, 11:48 AM
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....Pandas are from China. You heard it from the asian extremist. I think it would make more sense if the word was "shoots", as in "bamboo shoots". ka-ching!
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08-27-2004, 12:56 PM
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10-08-2007, 05:09 AM
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That was beautiful.
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10-08-2007, 05:57 AM
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That was a nice joke.
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10-09-2007, 12:58 AM
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Lol at the joke.
Lol at the crazy massive bump. And lol at Kanism editing a link to EBWF in this guy's post: Quote:
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10-09-2007, 01:31 AM
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Three years...wow.
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10-09-2007, 02:25 AM
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No Chewy, it Eats, Roots, Shoots and leaves LOL
good joke though!  |
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10-09-2007, 06:09 AM
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Yeah. Shoots and leaves! LOL.
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