The Bacon Tree

Kwigz · 08-22-2004, 01:23 PM

Bill and Bob are stranded on a desert island. They are both starving when one of them spots a tree in the distance. As they get closer they both see that it has huge slices of bacon hanging from it. In desperation Bob starts running towards the tree, but just as he gets close to it, it explodes sending him flying into the air. He lands at Bills feet and with his dying breath croaks, 'Don't go near it. It's not a bacon tree.....it's a ham bush!'

08-22-2004, 11:24 PM

lol i found that pretty funny, good one

08-23-2004, 02:38 AM

eh, bacon or ham, id eat it. you know, they are pretty much the same thing...

(yeah..i got the joke..i was just pondering the prospects of a tree with fruits of bacon..)

08-22-2004, 01:23 PM	#1
Kwigz Functioning Alcoholic Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Ireland Posts: 205	The Bacon Tree Bill and Bob are stranded on a desert island. They are both starving when one of them spots a tree in the distance. As they get closer they both see that it has huge slices of bacon hanging from it. In desperation Bob starts running towards the tree, but just as he gets close to it, it explodes sending him flying into the air. He lands at Bills feet and with his dying breath croaks, 'Don't go near it. It's not a bacon tree.....it's a ham bush!' __________________ GOLDIE LOOKIN' CHAIN

08-22-2004, 11:24 PM	#2
Choda Guest Posts: n/a	lol i found that pretty funny, good one

08-23-2004, 02:38 AM	#3
DreamTheater Guest Posts: n/a	eh, bacon or ham, id eat it. you know, they are pretty much the same thing... (yeah..i got the joke..i was just pondering the prospects of a tree with fruits of bacon..)