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Old 08-22-2004, 02:03 PM   #1
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Talking Fruit

3 guys are trapped and they have to do one thing to survive. The master of them says for each to collect 10 of any fruit. The first guy comes with apples. The master say to live, shove all of the in your ass with out making any expressions. 1 apple goes in. no face. On the second one he screams. The second guy comes back with cherries. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 cherries go in with no face. On number nine he starts laughing. He goes over to the guy that had apples. "So you lost too", he said. "Yeah i screamed. You?" "I was laughing." "Why?" "The other guy had pineapples."
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Old 08-22-2004, 03:39 PM   #2
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repost and alot worse than the origanal
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Old 08-22-2004, 08:12 PM   #3
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repost and alot worse than the origanal
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Old 08-22-2004, 08:20 PM   #4
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Didnt make sense.
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Old 08-24-2004, 01:38 PM   #5
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I heard that joke soooo many times in sooo many ways. It's gets pretty stupid!
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