Bumba

Three fishermen were in the woods trying to find the lake that is shown on their map. Minutes later they find it, filled with any find of fish you could fish for. They crossed a bridge to get to the best spot but a group of Indians ambushed them and kidnapped them.

All of them regained conciousness and each were tied to a post. The chief of the tribe if Indians approaches the first fisherman. "You have two choices, death or bumba?" He didnt know what bumba was but he didnt wanna die so he chose bumba. He was released, stripped, and horribly raped by the chief. He was free to go after the gay torture.

The second guy was chosen death or bumba and chose bumba still. He got raped. Then the third guy was asked which to choose and didnt go for bumba. He'd rather die than to get raped by queers and chose death. The chief says," So then its settled, death by bumba."

This joke works better if the reader is never told what "bumba" is. It's the listener's ass-umption (a little pun there) that it is anal rape, and that understood but unstated assumption makes the joke funnier. After all, none of the three fishermen knows what "bumba" is.

Thus, when the fishermen select "bumba", the chief takes them away. When they return, some time later, the victims are in horrible shape. Each subsequent fisherman shouldn't know what "bumba" is, but they sure know it isn't tea with the Queen. The listener, though, assumes that he knows.

As written, the joke is not subtle and the homophobia is too obvious.

Heard this joke a while ago, pretty good.

The way you worded it was kinda awkward and confusing.

not so funny

[Osama Bin Laden]

Originally Posted by lopnumber

This joke works better if the reader is never told what "bumba" is. It's the listener's ass-umption (a little pun there) that it is anal rape, and that understood but unstated assumption makes the joke funnier. After all, none of the three fishermen knows what "bumba" is.

Thus, when the fishermen select "bumba", the chief takes them away. When they return, some time later, the victims are in horrible shape. Each subsequent fisherman shouldn't know what "bumba" is, but they sure know it isn't tea with the Queen. The listener, though, assumes that he knows.

As written, the joke is not subtle and the homophobia is too obvious.

You take things way to seriously. Its a joke so dont think so hard kid