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Old 08-22-2004, 08:02 PM   #1
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Try to figure out this riddle.

I have a book on these riddles so fuckin hard no one can figure out da answer on their own. Here's a couple:

A man lives in a condo at the 11th floor out of 20 floors. When he takes the elevator to his room he presses the 4th floor and takes the stairs to his room. Why does he do this instead of just going on his own floor?

7 men were hired at a factory to work 7 days a week. The boss has noticed the attendance of the 7 men and everyday theres only 6 men instead of 7 and has been the same for the past months. Why?

Lemme know if u need hints.
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Old 08-22-2004, 08:06 PM   #2
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I have a book on these riddles so fuckin hard no one can figure out da answer on their own. Here's a couple:

A man lives in a condo at the 11th floor out of 20 floors. When he takes the elevator to his room he presses the 4th floor and takes the stairs to his room. Why does he do this instead of just going on his own floor?
he's a midget...can't reach the 11 button.
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Old 08-22-2004, 08:13 PM   #3
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Hes a midget. Ill post more riddles:

A man was slowly counting but he miscounted sometime. Later on he suffered from a sharp pain in his back. Why?

A woman is about to start her cleaning job when she collapses in a faint. Why and what job does she have?

Lemme know if you still need hints.

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Old 08-22-2004, 08:37 PM   #4
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7 men were hired at a factory to work 7 days a week. The boss has noticed the attendance of the 7 men and everyday theres only 6 men instead of 7 and has been the same for the past months. Why?
Ummm... everyday a different person has a day off?
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Old 08-22-2004, 09:53 PM   #5
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aight heres da hints for 1, 2, and 3:

1: Every worker is healthy and do not get sick alot. They are given days off, but for a good reason. And every person is completely different form each other in looks. (Think outside of the box)

2: He was doing a task that involved counting and the pain was caused by a metal object. No woman could do this and no1 else was involved.

3: Her cleaning job wasnt in a shop, factory, office or school and she fainted because she saw something. She saw a body or part of a body and it wasnt a suprise to see it.
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Old 08-22-2004, 10:27 PM   #6
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7 men were hired at a factory to work 7 days a week. The boss has noticed the attendance of the 7 men and everyday theres only 6 men instead of 7 and has been the same for the past months. Why?
My guess is they all have a different religion and each religion has a different holy day when you can't work.
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Old 08-22-2004, 11:11 PM   #7
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7 men were hired at a factory to work 7 days a week. The boss has noticed the attendance of the 7 men and everyday theres only 6 men instead of 7 and has been the same for the past months. Why?
If the boss was one of the seven hired then he might have been forgeting to count himself.
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Old 08-22-2004, 11:13 PM   #8
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7 men were hired at a factory to work 7 days a week. The boss has noticed the attendance of the 7 men and everyday theres only 6 men instead of 7 and has been the same for the past months. Why?
The boss is one of the employees.

edit: damn you beat me by 2 minutes
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Old 08-22-2004, 11:33 PM   #9
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he said 7 days a week but maybe someone didnt want to go 4 weeks a month
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Old 08-22-2004, 11:35 PM   #10
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2. She saw her ugly ass hand
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Old 08-23-2004, 02:35 AM   #11
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2. She saw her ugly ass hand
you need to work on your problem solving skills
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Old 08-23-2004, 09:57 AM   #12
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you need to work on your problem solving skills
Burn! anyways on topic, for #2, the guy got whipped for miscounting.
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Old 08-23-2004, 12:29 PM   #13
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i'm thinking that the man was counting medication and it wore off early or something since he miscounted.
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Old 08-23-2004, 12:57 PM   #14
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The guy was in a dual. 10 paces turn and fire... he miscounted and got shot.
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Old 08-23-2004, 01:35 PM   #15
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7 men were hired at a factory to work 7 days a week. The boss has noticed the attendance of the 7 men and everyday theres only 6 men instead of 7 and has been the same for the past months. Why?

Lemme know if u need hints.
The Boss is the seventh man.
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