Michaela

Michaela
Did you hear about Michaela Jackson having babies?
Yesterday afternoon Michaela stopped her toilet with one of her fake sanitary napkins-
you know with the smeared catsup.She called the plumber, who fixed the plugged toilet quick. The plumber gave her advice- you should stop trying to be a woman. Michaela says- But I must be as close to a woman as I can. A woman has babies. Everybody knows I love children. The plumber thinks and gets an idea how to have a good sex time by fooling Michaela! Plumber says- Michaela, I know how you can have babies, if you do everything I say. Michaela says- Anything! The plumber says- Michaela, go lay on the bed, on your stomach with your dress up and your panties down. Michaela does as she is told. The plumber grins because he has fooled her! When the plumber finishes screwing Michaela he says to her- Michaela, when you finish sitting on the toilet tomorrow morning, look into it, you will see your babies. The next morning,
Michaela does look. A miracle has happened! Michaela starts playing with her new children and naming them.You are Michaela Jr turd- you have no nose, I love you the best. Hi Janet turd you are a girl, but you can stay. You must be mama turd- you are fat! You are Joe turd- I will flush you later so you will not hurt my babies like the real Joe did me. And La Toya turd, I will flush you because you tried to stop me from having rubba with my little boys. Michaela talks and talks with her little babies. Smiling, patting them on their tiny heads, being the only person happy to smell ----. Happiness is Michaela's. The End.

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Death: That was stupid.

War: Word, Death, that crazy bastard.

Bananarama: I dont get it.

[ZeroTigerX]

Oh, I think the plumber just crapped in the toilet and Michaela thought it was babies.

that was like so stupid