Riddle

08-24-2004, 06:28 PM

Dave and Brad, two popular politicians, met at a club to discuss the overthrow of their party leader. They each ordered a vodka on the rocks. Brad downed his and ordered another. He then drank his second in a gulp and decided to wait before he ordered a third. Meanwhile, Dave, who was sipping his drink, suddenly fell forward dead. Both men were setup for an assassination. Why did Dave die and Brad live?

I personally likes this one, ask for hints if needed.

Chocotaco · 08-24-2004, 06:58 PM

The Ice Cubes were poison, the ice cubes dissolved in the slow guys cup, but not in the other guys cuz he was drinking his fast.

bonenator · 08-24-2004, 07:03 PM

^^ thats the only thing i could think of

08-24-2004, 07:14 PM

Dave was shot in the back of the head.

08-24-2004, 08:24 PM

=\ Choco won.... Well then I got another =P,

Two sentries were on duty outside a barracks. One faced up the road to watch for anyoe approaching from the North. The other looked down the road to see if anyone approached from the South. Suddenly one of them said to the other, "Why are you smiling?"

How did he know that his companion was smiling?

Bitch :o

08-24-2004, 08:53 PM

Damn! very well then...

A "Wise King" devised a contest to see who would receive the Princess hand in marriage.
The Princess was put in a 50x50 foot carpeted room. Each of her four suitors were put in one corner of the room with a small box to stand on. The first one to touch the Princess hand would be the winner and become the new King.
The rules of the test were that the contestants could not walk over the carpet, cross the plane of the carpet, or hang from anything; nor could they use anything but their body and wits (i.e. no magic or telepathy, nor any items such as ladders, block and tackles etc).
One suitor figured out a way and married the Princess and became the new King. How did he figure it out?

Chocotaco · 08-24-2004, 09:05 PM

He asked the Princess to touch his hand.

08-24-2004, 10:10 PM

Damn!.....Hmm yes... Well.. I shall return.

bonenator · 08-24-2004, 10:17 PM

damn chocotacos good atthis shit

The Stranger · 08-24-2004, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Phantom_

=\ Choco won.... Well then I got another =P,

Two sentries were on duty outside a barracks. One faced up the road to watch for anyoe approaching from the North. The other looked down the road to see if anyone approached from the South. Suddenly one of them said to the other, "Why are you smiling?"

How did he know that his companion was smiling?

Bitch :o

Thanks for giving everyone a chance to guess on that one

08-25-2004, 12:12 AM

My first is twice in apple but not once in tart. My second is in liver but not in heart. My third is in giant and also in ghost. Whole I'm best when I am roast. What am I?

ExCeL · 08-25-2004, 12:27 AM

A guy leaves home, he makes a left, goes straight , makes another left, goes straight, makes another left.... as he goes home theres a man with a mask there... whats going on?

Chocotaco · 08-25-2004, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DragnMastr

My first is twice in apple but not once in tart. My second is in liver but not in heart. My third is in giant and also in ghost. Whole I'm best when I am roast. What am I?

You are a pig

Chocotaco · 08-25-2004, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExCeL

A guy leaves home, he makes a left, goes straight , makes another left, goes straight, makes another left.... as he goes home theres a man with a mask there... whats going on?

He is at a baseball game and ran into the umpire

08-25-2004, 01:39 AM

There once was a strange man who loved wordplay, he had a very important sucessful busisness that would take insect shipments from all across the world and distribute them to zoos all across the US.

What is the name of his company?

Allright now here are some important clues:

1. Remember the man loves wordplays

2. Some of the text is just there to through you off

3. and yes there is an anwser

EDIT: i have some harder ones if this is too easy

08-24-2004, 06:28 PM	#1
_Phantom_ Guest Posts: n/a	Riddle Dave and Brad, two popular politicians, met at a club to discuss the overthrow of their party leader. They each ordered a vodka on the rocks. Brad downed his and ordered another. He then drank his second in a gulp and decided to wait before he ordered a third. Meanwhile, Dave, who was sipping his drink, suddenly fell forward dead. Both men were setup for an assassination. Why did Dave die and Brad live? I personally likes this one, ask for hints if needed.

08-24-2004, 07:03 PM	#3
bonenator A Whole Swisha Sweet Full Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston & Houston Posts: 7,262	^^ thats the only thing i could think of __________________ M.O.B. Brand New Boston ...How come gettin money never gets borin...

08-24-2004, 10:17 PM	#9
bonenator A Whole Swisha Sweet Full Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston & Houston Posts: 7,262	damn chocotacos good atthis shit __________________ M.O.B. Brand New Boston ...How come gettin money never gets borin...

08-25-2004, 12:27 AM	#12
ExCeL im retarded you jerk Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Philly Posts: 1,589	A guy leaves home, he makes a left, goes straight , makes another left, goes straight, makes another left.... as he goes home theres a man with a mask there... whats going on? __________________ MeNoMore is back!

08-25-2004, 01:39 AM	#15
Killer-Medic Guest Posts: n/a	There once was a strange man who loved wordplay, he had a very important sucessful busisness that would take insect shipments from all across the world and distribute them to zoos all across the US. What is the name of his company? Allright now here are some important clues: 1. Remember the man loves wordplays 2. Some of the text is just there to through you off 3. and yes there is an anwser EDIT: i have some harder ones if this is too easy Last edited by Killer-Medic; 08-25-2004 at 01:41 AM..

08-24-2004, 06:58 PM	#2
Chocotaco Invincible Demonic Skull Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,508	The Ice Cubes were poison, the ice cubes dissolved in the slow guys cup, but not in the other guys cuz he was drinking his fast.

08-24-2004, 07:14 PM	#4
Corey Guest Posts: n/a	Dave was shot in the back of the head.

08-24-2004, 08:24 PM	#5
_Phantom_ Guest Posts: n/a	=\ Choco won.... Well then I got another =P, Two sentries were on duty outside a barracks. One faced up the road to watch for anyoe approaching from the North. The other looked down the road to see if anyone approached from the South. Suddenly one of them said to the other, "Why are you smiling?" How did he know that his companion was smiling? Bitch :o

08-24-2004, 08:53 PM	#6
_Phantom_ Guest Posts: n/a	Damn! very well then... A "Wise King" devised a contest to see who would receive the Princess hand in marriage. The Princess was put in a 50x50 foot carpeted room. Each of her four suitors were put in one corner of the room with a small box to stand on. The first one to touch the Princess hand would be the winner and become the new King. The rules of the test were that the contestants could not walk over the carpet, cross the plane of the carpet, or hang from anything; nor could they use anything but their body and wits (i.e. no magic or telepathy, nor any items such as ladders, block and tackles etc). One suitor figured out a way and married the Princess and became the new King. How did he figure it out?

08-24-2004, 09:05 PM	#7
Chocotaco Invincible Demonic Skull Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,508	He asked the Princess to touch his hand.

08-24-2004, 10:10 PM	#8
_Phantom_ Guest Posts: n/a	Damn!.....Hmm yes... Well.. I shall return.

08-25-2004, 12:12 AM	#11
DragnMastr Guest Posts: n/a	My first is twice in apple but not once in tart. My second is in liver but not in heart. My third is in giant and also in ghost. Whole I'm best when I am roast. What am I?