Redneck joke

09-06-2004, 01:37 AM

A redneck decides to go ice fishing. He walks out onto the ice and starts drilling a hole.
He is just starting to drill and a voice from above booms out "There are no fish below the ice."
So the redneck packs up and moves his gear 30 feet over and starts drilling a hole there. Again a voice from above booms out "There are no fish below the ice."
So he packs up his gear again and moves another 30 feet over and is just starting to drill again when the same voice booms out from above "There are no fish below the ice."
So the redneck looks up and says "Is that you Lord?"
The voice booms out, "No this is the arena announcer, there are no fish below the ice!"

09-16-2004, 11:04 PM

ill post and rep you at the same time cause you prolly dun have any

Zooch · 09-16-2004, 11:45 PM

Pretty good, you need more jokes if there this quality though. Keep on contributing!

09-16-2004, 11:49 PM

This is kind of a redneck joke.

Why do farmers fuck sheep at the edge of a cliff?
So they push back.

James Bond 007 · 09-19-2004, 01:30 PM

LOL I liked it!

rep.

Eminem · 09-19-2004, 01:34 PM

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that
was enough. So, the husband went to his doctor and told him that
he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him
to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama),
light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear
and count to 10.

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest
man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me."

So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The
Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the
procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from
Alabama. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a
cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his
ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both doctors couldn't be wrong, the man went home,
lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up
to his ear and began to count.

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ", at which point he paused, placed the
beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

James Bond 007 · 09-19-2004, 01:38 PM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

I like it, thats better than the ice rink one. LO fuckin L!!!

rep.

09-06-2004, 01:37 AM	#1
MEST Guest Posts: n/a	Redneck joke A redneck decides to go ice fishing. He walks out onto the ice and starts drilling a hole. He is just starting to drill and a voice from above booms out "There are no fish below the ice." So the redneck packs up and moves his gear 30 feet over and starts drilling a hole there. Again a voice from above booms out "There are no fish below the ice." So he packs up his gear again and moves another 30 feet over and is just starting to drill again when the same voice booms out from above "There are no fish below the ice." So the redneck looks up and says "Is that you Lord?" The voice booms out, "No this is the arena announcer, there are no fish below the ice!"

09-16-2004, 11:45 PM	#3
Zooch Pop Lock & Drop it Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Omaha Posts: 4,206	Pretty good, you need more jokes if there this quality though. Keep on contributing! __________________ *He called me a rapist and reculse. I'm not a recluse...*

09-19-2004, 01:30 PM	#5
James Bond 007 Stella, shaken not stired Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MI6 safe house in Manchester area Posts: 2,325	LOL I liked it! rep. __________________ LIVERPOOL FC Still The Most Successful Football Club In Britain PS3 Gamer-tag: Djinn187 http://www.myspace.com/liam_uk_007 Duel's reaction to FashiOnistA's post-whoring.... *"You should die. I would love to headbutt your face thus breaking your nose."*

09-19-2004, 01:34 PM	#6
Eminem Come Undone Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: West Virginia Posts: 932	After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough. So, the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10. Figuring that both doctors couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand. __________________ As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I shall fear no evil, because I am the baddest motherfucker in the God-damn valley.

09-19-2004, 01:38 PM	#7
James Bond 007 Stella, shaken not stired Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MI6 safe house in Manchester area Posts: 2,325	AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I like it, thats better than the ice rink one. LO fuckin L!!! rep. __________________ LIVERPOOL FC Still The Most Successful Football Club In Britain PS3 Gamer-tag: Djinn187 http://www.myspace.com/liam_uk_007 Duel's reaction to FashiOnistA's post-whoring.... *"You should die. I would love to headbutt your face thus breaking your nose."*

09-16-2004, 11:04 PM	#2
Roland Guest Posts: n/a	ill post and rep you at the same time cause you prolly dun have any

09-16-2004, 11:49 PM	#4
BoneSaw Guest Posts: n/a	This is kind of a redneck joke. Why do farmers fuck sheep at the edge of a cliff? So they push back.