Peter Nguyen: Extremely funny or stupid?

09-14-2004, 11:44 PM

The following 3 links are scans of a document, and are supposed to be things this kid (Peter Nguyen) actually handed in for a grade. Judging by some of the crap that gets handed in at my school, I think these are real. Either way, they are extremely funny (sorry if this has been posted before, i checked back 2/3 pages, no matches)

Biography of Walt Whitman
"Walt Whitman was an awful child molester who was born in ancient Hong Kong"
http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/...er/nguyen1.jpg
Influential Person in World War 2: JimmyMCPErson
"And it can also be said, without a doubt, that he definitely existed"
http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/...er/nguyen2.jpg
U.S. CApitalism and Influence on Foreign Nations
"Who ever wins, the childern lose. And who cares? I hate kids."
http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/...er/nguyen4.jpg

09-14-2004, 11:56 PM

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Chocotaco · 09-14-2004, 11:59 PM

I am speechless...

09-15-2004, 12:10 AM

ROFLMFAO!!!!

This is great dud, rep4u

Devastation · 09-15-2004, 12:39 PM

Those were funny. I applaud you, and I send you a rep point. Take good care of it, for unless you post something that is funnier, thou wilst never see it again.

09-15-2004, 04:19 PM

wow, 8 posts and 3 rep points lol. Considering it took me 3 years to find something this stupidly hillarious (unless my friend's lightening essay is recieved as well), i don't see this happening again any time soon.

Cheers.

The Stranger · 09-15-2004, 04:27 PM

Yea dude that was mad funny! Reppies.

09-15-2004, 04:29 PM

lol!

"he went to Tianamen Square and gave them all candy. Except instead of candy he killed them."

I love it!

the teachers comments on the 2nd one were funny too. I wonder if there are any more...?

09-15-2004, 05:09 PM

I've been searching my ass off. I found a 4th (wasn't terribly funny). If i can find the site, i'll put up the link (it has all 4 as one big picture).

N00N00 · 01-07-2005, 09:09 AM

I was just searching on Google and came across this. It was posted like 4 month ago so good job i found it again isn't it??

Can't believe it didn't get more replies, but desperately needs a bump. This sort of thing should be on the main site surely?

N00N00 · 01-07-2005, 09:58 AM

I like the last essay the most. People should read that one.

MGselwonK · 01-07-2005, 10:15 AM

heres another one

http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/...er/nguyen3.jpg

i looked at all the links and saw they were 1, 2, and 4 and thought hmm....

Green_Day · 01-07-2005, 10:59 AM

i was just going to say that because i saw the 1,2,and 4 so i thought, what if i change that to a 3.

"in conclusion, girls are icky"

01-08-2005, 03:32 PM

Great post. I liked the teacher's question at the end of the second paper. If Jimmy McPerson was unknown, who did he know about him? Very good question, I think.

DreadPirateWes · 01-09-2005, 12:06 AM

I AM an English teacher, and I'd give that guy an A! Reminds me of the History Channel sketches on SNL: in 1942 Justin Timberlake fought the hordes of vikings as they invaded the Confederacy.

I should post some of my students' papers on here...they're nowhere near as funny, but I still have one that made me chuckle. I told the students to find a narrative from someone who grew up in the Great Depression (we were about to start Of Mice and Men). One students handed in this really long story about some lady from Cleveland who weighs 300 lbs., is 45 years old, single, and taking several prescription drugs. What the hell?

When I asked the student about it, she said "you wanted something on depression."

Okay, it's not funny now, but when you realize that I'd spent a couple class periods explaining America in the 1930s, THEN had the students go research something about the GREAT Depression...I gave her points for being completely lost.

09-14-2004, 11:44 PM	#1
Warplex Guest Posts: n/a	Peter Nguyen: Extremely funny or stupid? The following 3 links are scans of a document, and are supposed to be things this kid (Peter Nguyen) actually handed in for a grade. Judging by some of the crap that gets handed in at my school, I think these are real. Either way, they are extremely funny (sorry if this has been posted before, i checked back 2/3 pages, no matches) Biography of Walt Whitman "Walt Whitman was an awful child molester who was born in ancient Hong Kong" http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/...er/nguyen1.jpg Influential Person in World War 2: JimmyMCPErson "And it can also be said, without a doubt, that he definitely existed" http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/...er/nguyen2.jpg U.S. CApitalism and Influence on Foreign Nations "Who ever wins, the childern lose. And who cares? I hate kids." http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/...er/nguyen4.jpg

09-14-2004, 11:59 PM	#3
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09-15-2004, 12:39 PM	#5
Devastation Fac et Spera Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Indiana Posts: 14,005	Those were funny. I applaud you, and I send you a rep point. Take good care of it, for unless you post something that is funnier, thou wilst never see it again. __________________

09-15-2004, 04:27 PM	#7
The Stranger Class of '04 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Cleveland Posts: 977	Yea dude that was mad funny! Reppies. __________________ Part of "The Invisible Krew" THE STRANGER

01-07-2005, 09:09 AM	#10
N00N00 www.PCUradio.com Join Date: May 2004 Location: It doesn't matter! Posts: 1,327	I was just searching on Google and came across this. It was posted like 4 month ago so good job i found it again isn't it?? Can't believe it didn't get more replies, but desperately needs a bump. This sort of thing should be on the main site surely? __________________ Listen to my Borat prank calls. They nice! http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/noo_noo/ Tune into PCU Radio - Prank Calls 24/7 and Live shows most nights at 10 EST Last edited by N00N00; 01-07-2005 at 09:56 AM..

09-14-2004, 11:56 PM	#2
Roland Guest Posts: n/a	Lolololololololololololoolollolollolololololololol ololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those Were Figgen Hilarious!!!!!! Reps For Joo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

09-15-2004, 12:10 AM	#4
DragnMastr Guest Posts: n/a	ROFLMFAO!!!! This is great dud, rep4u

09-15-2004, 04:19 PM	#6
Warplex Guest Posts: n/a	wow, 8 posts and 3 rep points lol. Considering it took me 3 years to find something this stupidly hillarious (unless my friend's lightening essay is recieved as well), i don't see this happening again any time soon. Cheers.

09-15-2004, 04:29 PM	#8
theDJ Guest Posts: n/a	lol! "he went to Tianamen Square and gave them all candy. Except instead of candy he killed them." I love it! the teachers comments on the 2nd one were funny too. I wonder if there are any more...?

09-15-2004, 05:09 PM	#9
Warplex Guest Posts: n/a	I've been searching my ass off. I found a 4th (wasn't terribly funny). If i can find the site, i'll put up the link (it has all 4 as one big picture).

01-07-2005, 09:58 AM	#11
N00N00 www.PCUradio.com Join Date: May 2004 Location: It doesn't matter! Posts: 1,327	I like the last essay the most. People should read that one. __________________ Listen to my Borat prank calls. They nice! http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/noo_noo/ Tune into PCU Radio - Prank Calls 24/7 and Live shows most nights at 10 EST

01-07-2005, 10:15 AM	#12
MGselwonK Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,628	heres another one http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/...er/nguyen3.jpg i looked at all the links and saw they were 1, 2, and 4 and thought hmm.... __________________ "Regarding so many people diagnosed with colon cancer, the doctor's response was, 'Do you see any weeds in those beautiful planted soybeans?'"

01-07-2005, 10:59 AM	#13
Green_Day Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 183	i was just going to say that because i saw the 1,2,and 4 so i thought, what if i change that to a 3. "in conclusion, girls are icky" __________________ COHEED&CAMBRIA My Sig, self made bitches Want to make money the easy way? check it out!!! Trust me this works! www.free-cash-for-money.com

01-08-2005, 03:32 PM	#14
RK_Pr0t0c0l Guest Posts: n/a	lolz Great post. I liked the teacher's question at the end of the second paper. If Jimmy McPerson was unknown, who did he know about him? Very good question, I think.

01-09-2005, 12:06 AM	#15
DreadPirateWes SGT Barnes is a dick. Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 557	Nice find I AM an English teacher, and I'd give that guy an A! Reminds me of the History Channel sketches on SNL: in 1942 Justin Timberlake fought the hordes of vikings as they invaded the Confederacy. I should post some of my students' papers on here...they're nowhere near as funny, but I still have one that made me chuckle. I told the students to find a narrative from someone who grew up in the Great Depression (we were about to start Of Mice and Men). One students handed in this really long story about some lady from Cleveland who weighs 300 lbs., is 45 years old, single, and taking several prescription drugs. What the hell? When I asked the student about it, she said "you wanted something on depression." Okay, it's not funny now, but when you realize that I'd spent a couple class periods explaining America in the 1930s, THEN had the students go research something about the GREAT Depression...I gave her points for being completely lost.