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Old 09-20-2004, 05:36 AM   #1
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Any Given Cumday
Batman in Robin
Big Trouble In Little Vagina
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Charlie's Anal
Children Of The Cornhole
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Cum And Cummer
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Driving Miss Daisy Crazy
Ed's Wood
Ferris Bueller's Jerk Off
Field Of Wet Dreams
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Forever Hung
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Glazed And Confused
Going For Sloppy Seconds
Honey, I Shanked The Kids
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I Know Who You Did Last Summer
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The Loin King
The Man Who Blew Too Much
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White Men Can't Hump
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Old 09-20-2004, 06:44 AM   #2
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You forgot "Shaving Private Ryan"
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Old 09-20-2004, 07:52 AM   #3
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'starshit poopers' that one sounds nasty man.
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Old 09-20-2004, 09:15 AM   #4
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What about

Luke thighwalker
Dark Invader
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Old 09-20-2004, 10:47 AM   #5
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Cum and Cummer-ER

lol
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Old 09-20-2004, 10:51 AM   #6
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hehehe lol
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Old 09-20-2004, 05:22 PM   #7
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Here's a bunch more.

(Spanking) 12 Monkeys
A Rear and Pleasant Danger
A Fist Full for Dollars
American Bi
Ass Ventura
Black Cock Down
Booty and the Beat
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Goodwill Humping
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
Humped Back at Notre Dame
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
Leave It In Her Beaver
McHale's Gravy
Moulin Splooge
Murphy's Brown
My Bare Lady
Natural Born Jigglers
One Blew Another in the Cuckoos Nest
One Fell Into the Poo Poo's Nest
Ordinary Peepholes
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Play it to the Boner
Plowing Miss Daisy
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Porn on the 4th of July
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Pump Friction
Reaming out the Dead
Riskey Jizzness
Robin's Wood
Scat People
Single White She-male
Sleeping Booty
Silence of the Loing
Snow White and the 7 Sailors
The Bone Erector
The Midget Bones Diary
The Rawshank Infection (my personal favorite)
The Truman Blow
Tits a Wonderful Life
Waiting to XXX Hale
What About Boob
Who Lies Beneath
Who's Eating Gilbert Grape
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Old 09-20-2004, 05:46 PM   #8
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Old 09-20-2004, 05:48 PM   #9
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You ever hear of the Sopornos? Ah...That was a good one.
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Old 09-21-2004, 06:13 PM   #10
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pretty nasty
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Old 09-21-2004, 06:28 PM   #11
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You forgot "Shaving Private Ryan"
You wouldn't have Warcraft3, now would you? I know (a very anoying) "TheReverend" online...
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Old 09-22-2004, 12:23 AM   #12
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the funny thing is "Shaving Private Ryan" is a real porn...


i used to hang out in a porn shop when i was bored.. so what?
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Old 09-22-2004, 12:27 AM   #13
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Playmate of the apes "wha.. whats that.. " thats my cock"
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Old 09-22-2004, 12:28 AM   #14
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Playmate of the apes "wha.. whats that.. " thats my cock"

lol ...actual quote
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Old 09-22-2004, 12:54 AM   #15
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Playmate of the apes "wha.. whats that.. " thats my cock"

Ive seen that, its a weird one. nice chicks though, but not many good "scenes"
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