12-19-2004, 12:20 AM
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The Great Ebaum Summoner
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What's The Advantages of Being Chubby
Chubby:
>I was told that when your chubby you stay warm...always >Also my teacher says that chubby could survive in the desert without food longer >Make THE best canonball splashes >Generally happier ppl cause they arn't starving themselves >Know about computer more than me... >Can always cook good and show you knew foods >You always know they're home when you need them >There are clothes store dedicated to there size I wish i was chubby...but my metabolizm iz too fast |
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12-19-2004, 12:21 AM
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you dont get hurt as much when your in a fight...
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12-19-2004, 12:22 AM
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Legalize Prostitution
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They are harder to kidnap.
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12-19-2004, 12:22 AM
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I am the law!
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Depending on how chubby you mean, some girls/guys like their significant other to not be a stick.
You can eat more without getting dirty looks about the amount you are eating
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12-19-2004, 12:25 AM
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Fuck Your Beliefs
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*It takes you longer to starve..I think that's good...
*In a hurricane you're harder to blow over *You're cuddly *When you bump into people you don't have to say you're sorry
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12-19-2004, 12:30 AM
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The sexy
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**you can roll on the floor and knock over innocent pedestrians as if they were bolling pins**
**If your lucky, you'll have a group of fat friends at school, and they will be your only Fat Friends through out the year** |
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12-19-2004, 12:32 AM
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possibly the best reason to be fat. They're good at fighting, not running.
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Old soldiers never die
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**They tend to make a flapping sound when raped in prison.
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The Great Ebaum Summoner
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12-19-2004, 12:38 AM
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12-19-2004, 12:39 AM
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-Usually get electrical wheelchairs when they grow up, and shit like that
-Will know where everything is*in their house* -Will know the # to every fast food delivery -Will probably get a big tv, and good computer -They will eat the food if it's hot or cold -Can sue McDonalds
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12-19-2004, 12:41 AM
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Directive?
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a disadvantage would be that you get banned from forums *cough*Remote*cough*
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12-19-2004, 12:56 AM
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!!!!!SELL SELL SELL!!!!
Join Date: May 2003
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Girls hug you when it's cold outside because they think you'd keep them warm.
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12-19-2004, 01:13 AM
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Fuck Your Beliefs
Join Date: Jul 2004
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*You always get the big slice of cake because people expect you to eat that piece.
*You're always finding "treasure" in your fat rolls..it's like your body is a board game! *Falling over becomes a fun experience..kinda like a rollercoaster. *No one expects you to do work that's too hard (and by that I mean anything that involves outside work  )*People in stores will always offer you free samples of food ...my mind is a blank now :shuffle:
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12-19-2004, 01:21 AM
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Banned
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Chubby = (Cushion x Pushin'^2)
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