Asspennies. A poll for the masses.

03-05-2005, 08:07 AM

Asspennies.
How many have we handled in the last 10 years. Think about that. I've distributed at least 5 asspennies a week. that's 20 a month. And that's 240 a year. that's 2400 in the last year. I know of an entire forum of msn members totalling about 500 people who have done this same thing since 1994. I can't devulge said members or forum in fear of retaliation

5 a week
20 a month
240 a year
2400 in 10 years
multiplied by 500 members
one million and 200 thousand
1,200,000 asspennies

How many of these asspennies have you handled?

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Yeti Patrol · 03-05-2005, 08:18 AM

I use a Visa Checkcard. =/ No cash for me.

dennisthemenace · 03-05-2005, 08:24 AM

What the hell is an ass penny?

A penny you stick in your ass? Nasty Fuck.

bleedthefreak · 03-05-2005, 08:54 AM

Jasper you should at least give some recognition to Upright Citizens Brigade.

http://www.funfry.com/data/654/1Ass_...deo_funfry.wmv

Man that show was awesome.

bob991 · 03-05-2005, 10:11 AM

I don't "do" change. The only change that ever stays with me or in my pockets is the quarter. Everything else I just throw at people or put it in the trash to piss people off. I've probably thrown away a couple hundred dollars in the last few years.

03-05-2005, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by bob991

I've probably thrown away a couple hundred dollars in the last few years.

You know what I've done in the past few years.... I'll give you one guess.

And yeah I do remember that from the upright citizens brigade newb. Good stuff.

bleedthefreak · 03-05-2005, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by JASP3R

And yeah I do remember that from the upright citizens brigade newb. Good stuff.

Please excuse me for not being signed up as long as you. This must really effect my ability to make a post.

I was nearly pointing out how you took this skit from UCB and tried to play the idea off as your own. Or at least not giving them any credit. Good job douche bag. Maybe someday if you try really hard you can make some jokes of your own.

03-05-2005, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by bleedthefreak

Please excuse me for not being signed up as long as you. This must really effect my ability to make a post.

I was nearly pointing out how you took this skit from UCB and tried to play the idea off as your own. Or at least not giving them any credit. Good job douche bag. Maybe someday if you try really hard you can make some jokes of your own.

I didn't mean the word newb as an insult dude?
Oh but I just read the rest while I was typing that and all I have to say is:

lie down on your back so I can squat over your face and pour warm butter down my chest as I teabag your dumb fucking head.

You came in here just to post some link to some 10 year old show just to try and make it look as though I plaguerized it for a little laugh?

Yeah like I never expected anyone else to understand where the reference was from nimrod. I thought everybody would think I was a comedy genius for coming up with this all on my own :insane:

I just figured only the "big kids" posted in e/n and not little fucktards like yourself. I was wrong.

I actually like to think my comedy style is better than that shitty show anyway.
I mean who watched that spinoff with the nasty bitch with the twisted face and the black principal.

UltimateFIEND78 · 03-05-2005, 12:25 PM

Oh God I love Upright Citizens Brigade! Why did that show ever get cancelled?

03-05-2005, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by UltimateFIEND78

Oh God I love Upright Citizens Brigade! Why did that show ever get cancelled?

They ran out of completely retarded material.

UltimateFIEND78 · 03-05-2005, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by JASP3R

They ran out of completely retarded material.

That's gay. That, and Kids in The Hall are my favorite cancelled shows ever. Wish they still showed them on tv.

DreadPirateWes · 03-05-2005, 12:43 PM

That was a great, great show. I wonder if/when they'll come out with season 2 on dvd. Super cool!

Little Donny with the floppy dick. Heh heh and heh.

03-05-2005, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by UltimateFIEND78

That's gay. That, and Kids in The Hall are my favorite cancelled shows ever. Wish they still showed them on tv.

Shit dude I loved Kids in the hall but I just didn't think upright was that good.

Now the asspennies bit I always loved. I'm happy I ran across that episode the few times I watched the show cause if not for me stealing that material I would have never won this prize of $10,000

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Originally Posted by bleedtheNEWB

I was nearly pointing out how you took this skit from UCB and tried to play the idea off as your own. Or at least not giving them any credit. Good job douche bag. Maybe someday if you try really hard you can make some jokes of your own.

WTF NO FUCKING PRIZE?

So why did I steal that bit and try to pass it off as my own?

Yep you still sound like a shittard

Master. kirby · 03-05-2005, 01:01 PM

Is an asspenny one you stuck up your ass?

03-05-2005, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Master. kirby

Is an asspenny one you stuck up your ass?

You stick it up your ass about 1 a day and then you go spend it.

View Poll Results: Do you think you've ever handled an asspenny?
Yes	37	59.68%
No	15	24.19%
I'll never touch another penny for the rest of my life	20	32.26%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 62. This poll is closed

03-05-2005, 08:07 AM	#1
JASP3R Guest Posts: n/a	Asspennies. A poll for the masses. Asspennies. How many have we handled in the last 10 years. Think about that. I've distributed at least 5 asspennies a week. that's 20 a month. And that's 240 a year. that's 2400 in the last year. I know of an entire forum of msn members totalling about 500 people who have done this same thing since 1994. I can't devulge said members or forum in fear of retaliation 5 a week 20 a month 240 a year 2400 in 10 years multiplied by 500 members one million and 200 thousand 1,200,000 asspennies How many of these asspennies have you handled? .

03-05-2005, 12:25 PM	#9
UltimateFIEND78 Premium Non-user Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: SIUC Posts: 1,049	Oh God I love Upright Citizens Brigade! Why did that show ever get cancelled? __________________

03-05-2005, 12:43 PM	#12
DreadPirateWes SGT Barnes is a dick. Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 557	I want season 2 on dvd! That was a great, great show. I wonder if/when they'll come out with season 2 on dvd. Super cool! Little Donny with the floppy dick. Heh heh and heh.

03-05-2005, 08:18 AM	#2
Yeti Patrol Behind a Serrated Grin Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Connecticunt Posts: 10,641	I use a Visa Checkcard. =/ No cash for me.

03-05-2005, 08:54 AM	#4
bleedthefreak Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 92	Jasper you should at least give some recognition to Upright Citizens Brigade. http://www.funfry.com/data/654/1Ass_...deo_funfry.wmv Man that show was awesome.

03-05-2005, 10:11 AM	#5
bob991 11-6 Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 906	I don't "do" change. The only change that ever stays with me or in my pockets is the quarter. Everything else I just throw at people or put it in the trash to piss people off. I've probably thrown away a couple hundred dollars in the last few years.

03-05-2005, 01:01 PM	#14
Master. kirby 3r0923ujr02 Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,480	Is an asspenny one you stuck up your ass?