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Old 03-27-2005, 08:53 AM   #1
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Super hero joke *V. Funny*

Superman is flying around the city when he sees Wonder Woman through an open window lay naked on a bed with her legs spread, he thinks to himself I could fly down there now, do my buisness and fly off again before she knows whats hit her infact I will.
He flys down jumps on her, nails her then flys off again.
Wonder Woman is shocked and shouts "What the fuck was that!?" and the Invisable man says "I dont know but whatever it was its ruined my arse!"
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Old 03-27-2005, 09:28 AM   #2
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Haha good one.
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Old 03-27-2005, 04:33 PM   #3
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Haha nice!

I was just gonna post that one.
LOL beat you to it by an hour or two then. My mate told it me lastnight when I was totaly shit-faced at about 4am and I was laughin into my pillow bcoz I thought Id wake everyone else up.
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