What's Your Best Magic Trick

04-29-2005, 07:09 PM

Whats the best trick you have done so far?
Do you use gimmicks like David Blaine,or do you use the sleight of hand?

camilo · 04-29-2005, 07:11 PM

appear in your mom's bed

ConanTL · 04-29-2005, 07:12 PM

Pulling a rabbit out of a hat. Uhh... replace rabbit with penis, and hat with pants. But I do that with quite some skill!

Devastation · 04-29-2005, 07:12 PM

I can make a cigarette turn to ash in a matter of minutes.

Sherlock · 04-29-2005, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cam1lo

appear in your mom's bed

Dont be such an asshole.

I dont have a favourite magic trick, if I randomly see something and learn how to do it I trick everyone I know until it gets boring.

TFS · 04-29-2005, 07:24 PM

I can pull that gay man out of your ass.

BurkeWorld · 04-29-2005, 07:27 PM

I dunno, I do an assortment of tricks and illusions.

Best trick? I dunno, any trick out there can be the "best" one, it's all how it's performed.

Whatever.

Burkey

04-29-2005, 07:48 PM

I have a card trick.

It's called "52 card pickup".

Basically, you ask someone if they want to play, then flip all the cards on the floor. They have to pick them up, 'cause they agreed to play...

Matt the Fierce · 04-29-2005, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JarOfFlies

I have a card trick.

It's called "52 card pickup".

Basically, you ask someone if they want to play, then flip all the cards on the floor. They have to pick them up, 'cause they agreed to play...

Heheheh. Suckers.

I can take a little kid's nose right off of his face. Then put it back on! I won't tell you how it's done, but it has to do with my thumb.

PsiRedEye22 · 04-29-2005, 08:03 PM

I can spew my load in a 5 year old's bottom in 3.91 seconds.

Matt the Fierce · 04-29-2005, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by PsiRedEye22

I can spew my load in a 5 year old's bottom in 3.91 seconds.

*golf claps*

MrDeliquent85 · 04-29-2005, 08:07 PM

Listen up kiddies, this is the best trick you will ever need to know ... I am not shitting.

Get your pants and some scissors. Cut a hole in your pocket. Put your penis in your pocket. Grab all your books and proceed down the corridor. Stop the next chick you see. Ask her to give you a hand and get your keys out your pocket.

Works a charm.

whocares · 04-29-2005, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cam1lo

appear in your mom's bed

No, you got it wrong. The best trick is to disappear when the husband arrives.

Matt the Fierce · 04-29-2005, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrDeliquent

Listen up kiddies, this is the best trick you will ever need to know ... I am not shitting.

Get your pants and some scissors. Cut a hole in your pocket. Put your penis in your pocket. Grab all your books and proceed down the corridor. Stop the next chick you see. Ask her to give you a hand and get your keys out your pocket.

Works a charm.

I'm gonna test this on Monday!

§ane §oul · 04-29-2005, 08:56 PM

My best trick?

Shoving a tent stake 2" in my knee, and walking home bleeding like a stuck hog.

"Taa-Daaa!"

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BurkeWorld Bird's Eye Slash...? o_O Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Napanee, Ontario. Posts: 2,336	I dunno, I do an assortment of tricks and illusions. Best trick? I dunno, any trick out there can be the "best" one, it's all how it's performed. Whatever. Burkey __________________ Fuggin Bastid Is Banned! Long Live The Fail!

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ConanTL Banned Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Germany Posts: 6,495	Pulling a rabbit out of a hat. Uhh... replace rabbit with penis, and hat with pants. But I do that with quite some skill!

04-29-2005, 07:48 PM	#8
JarOfFlies Guest Posts: n/a	I have a card trick. It's called "52 card pickup". Basically, you ask someone if they want to play, then flip all the cards on the floor. They have to pick them up, 'cause they agreed to play...

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PsiRedEye22 Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Marlborough, MA Posts: 8,977	I can spew my load in a 5 year old's bottom in 3.91 seconds.

04-29-2005, 08:07 PM	#12
MrDeliquent85 Free ring dings ? Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: England Posts: 2,828	Listen up kiddies, this is the best trick you will ever need to know ... I am not shitting. Get your pants and some scissors. Cut a hole in your pocket. Put your penis in your pocket. Grab all your books and proceed down the corridor. Stop the next chick you see. Ask her to give you a hand and get your keys out your pocket. Works a charm.

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§ane §oul blah Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,379	My best trick? Shoving a tent stake 2" in my knee, and walking home bleeding like a stuck hog. "Taa-Daaa!"