Best stand-up comedians

Incoheria · 05-31-2005, 10:16 PM

Im really listening to a lot of stand-up lately. Post your favorite stand up comedian, some of their best jokes. I just downloaded "Skanks for the Memories" by Dave Attel and it's probably the funniest thing I've ever heard.

Jay-Z · 05-31-2005, 10:17 PM

The late Mitch Hedberg[/thread]

EDIT: I'm actually listening to Lewis black right now.

"Michael Jackson has become a punchline. Why did the chicken cross the road? Michael Jackon. So the farmer brought his duaghter to the dinner table, MICHAEL JACKSON. IT WORKS FOR FUCKING ANYTHING!"

JerkyMyTurky · 05-31-2005, 10:17 PM

Dane Cook is very funny. www.danecook.com to listen to some of his material, just turn your speakers on.

piggyman18 · 05-31-2005, 10:17 PM

DANE COOK! Hands fucking down. I've never used this before, but this is honestly an appropriate time: :bow:

Wow, after useing that smiley I feel like a fruit.

Edit: Dammit Jerky, you beat me to it. Oh well, two people is more convincing than one.

05-31-2005, 10:17 PM

Chris Rock. George Carlin. My 2 favs.

05-31-2005, 10:17 PM

Peter Kay and Lee Evans.

Incoheria · 05-31-2005, 10:18 PM

Dane Cook and Mitch Hedberg are both great comedians. Dane gets tiresome after a while.

salsa_shark · 05-31-2005, 10:19 PM

Here's another vote for Dane Cook. That man is hilarious.

Margaret Cho is great too.

/Tilt/ · 05-31-2005, 10:19 PM

You guys should also check out Russell Peters. Good stuff right there.

05-31-2005, 10:20 PM

Shit, forgot Billy Connolly. Legend.

05-31-2005, 10:20 PM

Robert Schimmel, Jay Hickman

Biological_Dad · 05-31-2005, 10:20 PM

Lewis Black
Jim Gaffigan
Dave Attell

Hell, i like most of them, but those get more laugh out of me.

"Oh my god, did he just say that?"

Chocotaco · 05-31-2005, 10:22 PM

Dane Cook, Mitch Hedberg, Demetri Martin, Jim Gaffigan, Dave Attell, fuck my ass... who else... Lewis Black, Todd Barry, Nick Swardson, and Michael Ian Black.

Mount_Happy · 05-31-2005, 10:22 PM

Comedian Bob Marley, heres his website: http://www.bmarley.com/# , just go down to Enter and another window should open with an mp3 player at the bottom left of it, take a listen to some of his jokes, really funny guy.

Note, a lot of his jokes make fun of Maine, which is where hes from, so if your not from New England dont feel bad if you dont get them.

Jay-Z · 05-31-2005, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Biological_Dad

Lewis Black
Jim Gaffigan
Dave Attell

That is fucking crazy. Those are the exact same people I got on my mp3 player(as well as Mitch Hedberg). Jim Gaffigan is a fucking genious.

05-31-2005, 10:16 PM	#1
Incoheria Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,041	Best stand-up comedians Im really listening to a lot of stand-up lately. Post your favorite stand up comedian, some of their best jokes. I just downloaded "Skanks for the Memories" by Dave Attel and it's probably the funniest thing I've ever heard.

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JerkyMyTurky Join eBaumnation.com Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: www.eBaumnation.com Posts: 5,454	Dane Cook is very funny. www.danecook.com to listen to some of his material, just turn your speakers on. __________________ "The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary." --H. L. Mencken. www.jonmega.com (hottest babes gallery on the net) FREE 411 Got BT Private Site Invites? PM ME...

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piggyman18 CAPS LOCK IS CURRENTLY ON Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Boulder CO Posts: 1,793	DANE COOK! Hands fucking down. I've never used this before, but this is honestly an appropriate time: :bow: Wow, after useing that smiley I feel like a fruit. Edit: Dammit Jerky, you beat me to it. Oh well, two people is more convincing than one. __________________ Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny.

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salsa_shark Premium User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,208	Here's another vote for Dane Cook. That man is hilarious. Margaret Cho is great too. __________________ This is my church This is where I heal my hurts For tonight God is a DJ

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Biological_Dad Premium User Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,032	Lewis Black Jim Gaffigan Dave Attell Hell, i like most of them, but those get more laugh out of me. "Oh my god, did he just say that?" Last edited by Biological_Dad; 06-01-2005 at 02:05 AM..

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StinkyFinger Guest Posts: n/a	Chris Rock. George Carlin. My 2 favs.

05-31-2005, 10:17 PM	#6
JarOfFlies Guest Posts: n/a	Peter Kay and Lee Evans.

05-31-2005, 10:18 PM	#7
Incoheria Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,041	Dane Cook and Mitch Hedberg are both great comedians. Dane gets tiresome after a while.

05-31-2005, 10:20 PM	#11
jamreb79 Guest Posts: n/a	Robert Schimmel, Jay Hickman

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Chocotaco Invincible Demonic Skull Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,508	Dane Cook, Mitch Hedberg, Demetri Martin, Jim Gaffigan, Dave Attell, fuck my ass... who else... Lewis Black, Todd Barry, Nick Swardson, and Michael Ian Black. __________________ He's John Basedow And he's gunna show you how! to reach your potential and turn your, whole life around! It's Fitness Made Simple... made for real people! It's changing real lives!

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Mount_Happy ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 4,127	Comedian Bob Marley, heres his website: http://www.bmarley.com/# , just go down to Enter and another window should open with an mp3 player at the bottom left of it, take a listen to some of his jokes, really funny guy. Note, a lot of his jokes make fun of Maine, which is where hes from, so if your not from New England dont feel bad if you dont get them.