Win $250 by SITTING on someone's face !!!

ramstein · 09-15-2005, 12:14 AM

http://www.humandoormat.com/idareyou.htm

Sit down on my face, just like you do on a real chair.
Use your full weight.
Fully clothed, in underwear, or naked:
it is all up to you.
As soon as I surrender, you win $250.
So show no mercy: sit down, relax, wait until I surrender, and win that money!

Full Linkhttp://www.humandoormat.com/facesitting.htm

09-15-2005, 12:16 AM

what in the fucking hell? anywayz i would just take a shit on your face.

09-15-2005, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roger

what in the fucking hell? anywayz i would just take a shit on your face.

Perhaps we can make arrangements...

09-15-2005, 12:21 AM

Does that ass smell bad

XxMASTARRONxX · 09-15-2005, 12:25 AM

I would jog for like 3 hours and not shower. And I would wear a pair of basketball shorts with no boxers, and I would sit on him and fart... I bet money he would not be able to hang on.

09-15-2005, 12:25 AM

how does he breathe?

firedragon · 09-15-2005, 12:29 AM

Quote:

I Dare You... The Human Carpet Challenge

Imagine this: my face as your carpet, crushed under your shoes. My face to stand on, to walk on, or even to jump on... using your full weight!

If I can't handle it, if you make me surrender,
you win $250.

The best part is:
You decide what type of shoes you use!

Be merciless, and win that money!

one word, cleats

PaPa LaZaRoU · 09-15-2005, 12:40 AM

Maaaan, this is some of the fucking WEIRDEST shit I have ever seen here!...And this is Ebaumsworld!!!

It HAS to be someone's idea of humour...The phrase "Some people have waaayyyy too much time on their hands" does not even BEGIN to cover it!

toadman · 09-15-2005, 12:50 AM

I'm pretty certain that he'd give in once I dump a pile of turds in his mouth.

I'd hold it in for a week and unleash a monster payload.

a/k · 09-15-2005, 01:20 AM

lmfaooo toad man, haha that made me spit water out of my mouth hahaha.

Slug Moses · 09-15-2005, 01:25 AM

I think she would be $250 richer.
The last thing he sees:

Masta Shake · 09-15-2005, 01:48 AM

I would just go naked on him. Not that I'm gay or anything, but I shove my butthole on his nose, then dangle my sack over his mouth. All this would be after not wiping after having massive diarreha.

~MS

09-15-2005, 01:50 AM

I would just back my car over him.

MiKe · 09-15-2005, 01:55 AM

I would run for a mile or 2 on the hottest day I could get (while wearing about 30 pounds of clothes), then I take a huge Taco Bell dump and not wipe my ass, then I'd spread my cheeks and smother his bitch face. He'd be out in like 2 seconds.

Riley · 09-15-2005, 01:55 AM

Ya know a new Ipod would be nice, and I think 250.00 should cover it.

09-15-2005, 12:14 AM	#1
ramstein Banned Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: street Posts: 1,795	Win $250 by SITTING on someone's face !!! http://www.humandoormat.com/idareyou.htm Sit down on my face, just like you do on a real chair. Use your full weight. Fully clothed, in underwear, or naked: it is all up to you. As soon as I surrender, you win $250. So show no mercy: sit down, relax, wait until I surrender, and win that money! Full Linkhttp://www.humandoormat.com/facesitting.htm

09-15-2005, 12:40 AM	#8
PaPa LaZaRoU Get it into ya!... Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Sydney Posts: 486	Maaaan, this is some of the fucking WEIRDEST shit I have ever seen here!...And this is Ebaumsworld!!! It HAS to be someone's idea of humour...The phrase "Some people have waaayyyy too much time on their hands" does not even BEGIN to cover it! __________________ Mama SAY Mama SA Mama KU SA.

09-15-2005, 01:20 AM	#10
a/k . Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: az Posts: 2,478	lmfaooo toad man, haha that made me spit water out of my mouth hahaha. __________________ Muslims Against Terrorism knight47.com funny shirts

09-15-2005, 01:55 AM	#15
Riley The Freakin Rican Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Nebraska Posts: 8,165	Ya know a new Ipod would be nice, and I think 250.00 should cover it. __________________

09-15-2005, 12:16 AM	#2
Roger Guest Posts: n/a	what in the fucking hell? anywayz i would just take a shit on your face.

09-15-2005, 12:21 AM	#4
P15TOL Guest Posts: n/a	Does that ass smell bad

09-15-2005, 12:25 AM	#5
XxMASTARRONxX Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,027	I would jog for like 3 hours and not shower. And I would wear a pair of basketball shorts with no boxers, and I would sit on him and fart... I bet money he would not be able to hang on.

09-15-2005, 12:25 AM	#6
GLOBALIST Guest Posts: n/a	how does he breathe?

09-15-2005, 12:50 AM	#9
toadman Animated gif creator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 936	I'm pretty certain that he'd give in once I dump a pile of turds in his mouth. I'd hold it in for a week and unleash a monster payload.

09-15-2005, 01:25 AM	#11
Slug Moses Permium User Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,116	I think she would be $250 richer. The last thing he sees:

09-15-2005, 01:48 AM	#12
Masta Shake Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 612 Wharf Avenue Posts: 3,555	I would just go naked on him. Not that I'm gay or anything, but I shove my butthole on his nose, then dangle my sack over his mouth. All this would be after not wiping after having massive diarreha. ~MS

09-15-2005, 01:50 AM	#13
Haschishin Guest Posts: n/a	I would just back my car over him.

09-15-2005, 01:55 AM	#14
MiKe Siempre es Hoy Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 6,335	I would run for a mile or 2 on the hottest day I could get (while wearing about 30 pounds of clothes), then I take a huge Taco Bell dump and not wipe my ass, then I'd spread my cheeks and smother his bitch face. He'd be out in like 2 seconds.