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 #171962  by lemmiwinx
 Wed Feb 05, 2020 4:35 pm
We need a Florida Man permanent sticky on here. Seriously.

https://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/ ... t-68645430
News headlines today: Feb. 5, 2020 ORLANDO, Fla. --
Mistakenly inserting a fuel nozzle into a fishing pole slot, a Florida man pumped $60 worth of gasoline onto the deck of his boat and the ground of a gas station, fire rescue officials said.

The incident happened Monday in the Orlando area, Orange County Fire Rescue spokesman Mike Jachles said on Twitter.

The gas flowed from the fishing pole hole and onto the deck of the 24-foot (7.3 meters) boat. The 31-year-old man realized his mistake and quit pumping.

As he tried to clean up the mess, the gasoline began leaking from the boat onto the ground at the 7-Eleven store. He told personnel and then called the fire department's non-emergency number, Jachles said.
 #172287  by lemmiwinx
 Tue Mar 03, 2020 9:05 am
This is how Americans like me ride trains in Europe now in the age of COVID19. Plenty of leg room and absolutely no Pakis.

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 #172290  by lemmiwinx
 Tue Mar 03, 2020 9:33 am
almostapathetic wrote:
Tue Mar 03, 2020 9:20 am
The Pakis don't give a fuck. If anything they would probably give corona-virus AIDS.
There's speculation that the Chinese did exactly this. They spliced some AIDS virus genes into a flu virus and bam you got yourself a bioweapon. Only it got loose in the genpop.

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