cunnalingus wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:11 pm
I'm starting an ebaumsworld LARP league and my team is looking for a wizard.
I'm a lvl 45 neckbeard Wizard who can be found in his birth givers basement. years of experince wielding my staff with one hand and conjuring high level and large amounts of knuckle babies into toliet paper or sink.
Weaknesses - Unable to provide income to the guild, cursed with depression, Runs away from danger, Awkward around other female team mates. Low stamina, which requires costly orange crush potion and pizza pops to sustain
Strengths - Multiple ebaum alt attack with keyboard warrior power up ultimate, Casts Insults of the dreaded " No You" front page realm, No Hygiene defence + 50, High Level fat armor defence