Random Thoughts Thread

[cunnalingus]

My roommate keeps opening and closing his door and each time it gives me a fucking panic attack. I swear he's doing it on purpose.

How does it feel not knowing that your roommate is secretly adding meat to your meals?

[Demeter]

I hate this fucking place. There's street cleaning here every Friday because the fucking beaners who live here throw their trash everywhere. I just got my second 53 dollar citation because of someone else's mess. My alarm didn't go off and I forgot to move my car three fucking blocks away where I have to park every Friday. Fuck nothing makes me feel more racist than this right now.

My roommate keeps opening and closing his door and each time it gives me a fucking panic attack. I swear he's doing it on purpose.

How does it feel not knowing that your roommate is secretly adding meat to your meals?

They aren't? I make my own meals.

[almostapathetic]

I hate this fucking place. There's street cleaning here every Friday because the fucking beaners who live here throw their trash everywhere. I just got my second 53 dollar citation because of someone else's mess. My alarm didn't go off and I forgot to move my car three fucking blocks away where I have to park every Friday. Fuck nothing makes me feel more racist than this right now.

[cunnalingus]

I hate this fucking place. There's street cleaning here every Friday because the fucking beaners who live here throw their trash everywhere. I just got my second 53 dollar citation because of someone else's mess. My alarm didn't go off and I forgot to move my car three fucking blocks away where I have to park every Friday. Fuck nothing makes me feel more racist than this right now.

My roommate keeps opening and closing his door and each time it gives me a fucking panic attack. I swear he's doing it on purpose.

How does it feel not knowing that your roommate is secretly adding meat to your meals?

They aren't? I make my own meals.

Ah they'll switch your roommates food with meat trick before she eats. Coincidently this also works when you want to put semen in someone's food

[Anthrax666]

I forgot to move my car

I thought you'd stopped using your car, because of the petroleum debate. What happened to your bike?

[mrsquirtlejeans]

I forgot to move my car

I thought you'd stopped using your car, because of the petroleum debate. What happened to your bike?

This chick is all over the god damn place.

[Demeter]

I forgot to move my car

I thought you'd stopped using your car, because of the petroleum debate. What happened to your bike?

Yeah that was a joke. I never stopped using my car. I gave my bike away because sadly it had been left outside for too long in the rain and rusted and there were some other issues with it. One day when I have my own place near work/school I'll do the riding my bike everywhere thing again. I do miss it.

[Anthrax666]

Yeah that was a joke.

Everythings a fucking joke with you.

[Demeter]

Yeah that was a joke.

Everythings a fucking joke with you.

You're hurting my feelings now.

[Demeter]

Someone just sent me this on Tinder (yes I'm back on Tinder now):

"Oh Mary what else can I say I tried and bagged all day just listen to me once and you wont regret it I can be your next adventure if you just let it."

I don't know how to respond because I'm not sure if they're actually autistic, are being funny, or are quoting lyrics.