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This is no safe-space, snowflake.
 #54554  by Pee_patrol
 Sun Jun 18, 2017 4:37 pm
my mom goes to work I like to slither under the bed and pretend I'm a tomato. When she comes home I say "hey mammo I'm a tomater." I bet she really thinks I'm a tomater lol trolt
 #54563  by mrsquirtlejeans
 Sun Jun 18, 2017 5:43 pm
When in the shower I like to do a thing I call "Terminator." I kneel down with the water pouring over my naked body. I slowly rise to a standing position while humming the Terminator theme and thinking about Arnie or that other guy from T2. Sometimes the shower curtain sticks to my leg and sort of ruins the fantasy.
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 #54569  by gaahl_
 Sun Jun 18, 2017 6:46 pm
When I was 4 I was in bed with my mother. I was moving my big toe around and I felt something hairy. A hand swiftly pushed my foot away. Only when I got older did I realize that I scratched my mother's pussy with my toe.

Fucking true story.
 #54586  by pirate
 Sun Jun 18, 2017 11:15 pm
I was conceived when the god of war had intercourse with a beautiful mortal woman.
 #54606  by almostapathetic
 Mon Jun 19, 2017 5:43 am
pirate wrote:
Sun Jun 18, 2017 11:15 pm
I was conceived when the god of war had intercourse with a beautiful mortal woman.
Translation: Oops, Tyrone dun spilt mouthwash on his pants.
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