When in the shower I like to do a thing I call "Terminator." I kneel down with the water pouring over my naked body. I slowly rise to a standing position while humming the Terminator theme and thinking about Arnie or that other guy from T2. Sometimes the shower curtain sticks to my leg and sort of ruins the fantasy.
When I was 4 I was in bed with my mother. I was moving my big toe around and I felt something hairy. A hand swiftly pushed my foot away. Only when I got older did I realize that I scratched my mother's pussy with my toe.