• What Should I Do On My Birthday?

  • This is no safe-space, snowflake.
This is no safe-space, snowflake.
 #64536  by Kumacho
 Sat Aug 12, 2017 6:59 am
Demeter wrote:
Fri Aug 11, 2017 11:25 pm
I might go to a vegan restaurant with this guy from OkCupid who just offered to pay for my meal. He's not vegan but he is asexual so if I could turn him vegan that'd be cool since I think I'm asexual too.

And at least I can be pretty sure that he won't try to touch me.
Asexual, OKCupid, really? And you believed that line? First name Gully last name Bull.
 #64548  by almostapathetic
 Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:56 am
MachoMemeSavage wrote:
Sat Aug 12, 2017 8:08 am
Weep in a corner and depress yourself over the fact that you're one step closer to being completely alone at 40.
I fixed.


How sad is it that she doesn't have a single friend or family member to spend her birthday with and has to resort to some unwitting stranger from the internet. Oh well , she made her bed...


wah-wah-waaahhhhhh
 #64552  by Pee_patrol
 Sat Aug 12, 2017 12:08 pm
almostapathetic wrote:
Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:56 am
MachoMemeSavage wrote:
Sat Aug 12, 2017 8:08 am
Weep in a corner and depress yourself over the fact that you're one step closer to being completely alone at 40.
I fixed.


How sad is it that she doesn't have a single friend or family member to spend her birthday with and has to resort to some unwitting stranger from the internet. Oh well , she made her bed...


wah-wah-waaahhhhhh
How can she not have frands? How is this possible???
 #64563  by andrewryan69
 Sat Aug 12, 2017 4:16 pm
Put on a yellow leotard so I can tickle you until you eat a nice big juicy filet mignon, mmmm yes, let it go sliding down your throat and savor all of those animal juices.
 #64569  by HolidayFriday
 Sat Aug 12, 2017 4:46 pm
Demeter wrote:
Sat Aug 12, 2017 4:19 pm
andrewryan69 wrote:
Sat Aug 12, 2017 4:16 pm
Put on a yellow leotard so I can tickle you
Can someone explain this meme to me?
Meme is French for something contemporary or "the same" like a sign of the times. Maybe iPods or emojis - or computer pictures with words on them.

Soooo... If you can explain why you call it a meme, yes.
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