• RIP Ralfie May

  • This is no safe-space, snowflake.
This is no safe-space, snowflake.
 #76679  by svenster
 Fri Oct 06, 2017 6:58 pm
He was das model of a tipikal, slender ameriqueen male. Wif a lessbean hair-kut, und leder-koats made from 2 large kows. Alles klar.
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 #76703  by AngryGeriatric
 Fri Oct 06, 2017 10:38 pm
What is this world coming to when a morbidly obese man can't even count on his own heart to not explode when clogged with gravy and chocodiles.
 #76740  by mrsquirtlejeans
 Sat Oct 07, 2017 2:38 am
AngryGeriatric wrote:
Fri Oct 06, 2017 10:38 pm
What is this world coming to when a morbidly obese man can't even count on his own heart to not explode when clogged with gravy and chocodiles.
Yet Brian persists.
 #76752  by joecaca
 Sat Oct 07, 2017 4:39 am
mrsquirtlejeans wrote:
Sat Oct 07, 2017 2:38 am
AngryGeriatric wrote:
Fri Oct 06, 2017 10:38 pm
What is this world coming to when a morbidly obese man can't even count on his own heart to not explode when clogged with gravy and chocodiles.
Yet Brian persists.
Brian is an enigma. Some say all the fat and cholesterol ends up in his belly and fat head which gives his heart a chance.
 #76802  by lemmiwinx
 Sat Oct 07, 2017 1:43 pm
Holy crap the fatso married a chick named Lahna Turner and named his kids April June May and August May.

Ralph Duren May was an American stand-up comedian and actor. Wikipedia
Born: February 17, 1972, Chattanooga, TN
Died: October 6, 2017
Height: 5′ 9″
Spouse: Lahna Turner (m. 2005)
Children: April June May, August May