Holy crap the fatso married a chick named Lahna Turner and named his kids April June May and August May.
Ralph Duren May was an American stand-up comedian and actor. Wikipedia
Born: February 17, 1972, Chattanooga, TN
Died: October 6, 2017
Height: 5′ 9″
Spouse: Lahna Turner (m. 2005)
Children: April June May, August May