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  • This is no safe-space, snowflake.
This is no safe-space, snowflake.
 #87936  by Demeter
 Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:36 pm
Kumacho wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:24 am
almostapathetic wrote:
Tue Dec 05, 2017 9:41 pm
Demeter wrote:
Tue Dec 05, 2017 9:37 pm
If I were to have sex with one I think I'd just have to kill myself because I would never feel clean after.
How you doin'? *Brushes back eyebrows*
Demeter wrote:
Tue Dec 05, 2017 9:56 pm
I'm doing alright, thanks. Had to evacuate from fires though. Wish me luck.
She's dense. Let me see if I can help you a bit there AA.
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Okay demeter, he is Joey and you (vomits a bit in his mouth) are the girl. He's trying to seduce you so you will keep your fucking word.
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Got it now, dumbshit?
You're actually the one who didn't get my humor. This is why stupid people never understand how stupid they are.
 #87958  by Anthrax666
 Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:21 pm
Demeter wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:36 pm

You're actually the one who didn't get my humor. This is why stupid people never understand how stupid they are.
I don't think he's the only one who didn't get it.
 #87988  by Kumacho
 Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:42 am
Anthrax666 wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:21 pm
Demeter wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:36 pm

You're actually the one who didn't get my humor. This is why stupid people never understand how stupid they are.
I don't think he's the only one who didn't get it.
Don't even respond to her. That's the old, me not you ploy.

She had absolutely no clue what the innuendo was.
 #88049  by Demeter
 Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:44 pm
Anthrax666 wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:21 pm
Demeter wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:36 pm

You're actually the one who didn't get my humor. This is why stupid people never understand how stupid they are.
I don't think he's the only one who didn't get it.
It was meant to be amusing because I killed his joke. It ceases to be funny once you have to explain it.

Added in 1 hour 14 minutes 54 seconds:
I think I have a boyfriend now. This vegan guy near me started messaging me on Facebook trying to get to know me and sending me hearts. He's attractive. Crossing my fingers he's not a loony.
 #88057  by Demeter
 Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:28 pm
He called me sweetie so I don't think I'm into him anymore. If I met him he'd probably pressure me into sex. People who call women "sweetie" give off a rapey vibe I'm not sure I could get over.
 #88059  by 2tall
 Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:35 pm
Demeter wrote:
Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:28 pm
He called me sweetie so I don't think I'm into him anymore. If I met him he'd probably pressure me into sex. People who call women "sweetie" give off a rapey vibe I'm not sure I could get over.
I agree with you. If he’s calling you sweetie this early on, he’s a douche. I wouldn’t call it rapey but trust your instincts.
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 #88061  by happysock
 Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:44 pm
Demeter wrote:
Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:28 pm
He called me sweetie so I don't think I'm into him anymore. If I met him he'd probably pressure me into sex. People who call women "sweetie" give off a rapey vibe I'm not sure I could get over.
Wash u puss sweetie. :D
 #88064  by cunnalingus
 Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:58 pm
Demeter wrote:
Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:28 pm
He called me sweetie so I don't think I'm into him anymore. If I met him he'd probably pressure me into sex. People who call women "sweetie" give off a rapey vibe I'm not sure I could get over.
Sweetie? LOL YOUVE BEEN CATFISHED!! Dude is probably in his 80's, did he by chance offer you a werther's original when you guys meet?
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