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This is no safe-space, snowflake.
 #59040  by Demeter
 Sun Jul 16, 2017 5:37 am
I have a crush on a guy but I still don't actually have a sex drive, I just think he's really freaking cute, and I'm about to add him on snapchat. Wondering if I should warn him that I'm not going to sext him and am asexual. I don't want to make things awkward but it would be more awkward if he started showing nudes of himself and wanting the same from me etc., so IDK.
 #59046  by Metal_Pig
 Sun Jul 16, 2017 6:34 am
Demeter wrote:
Sun Jul 16, 2017 5:37 am
I have a crush on a guy but I still don't actually have a sex drive, I just think he's really freaking cute, and I'm about to add him on snapchat. Wondering if I should warn him that I'm not going to sext him and am asexual. I don't want to make things awkward but it would be more awkward if he started showing nudes of himself and wanting the same from me etc., so IDK.
this should put to rest any idea you fraggots had of banging demeter. FRIENDZONE LEVEL: EBW
 #59055  by Demeter
 Sun Jul 16, 2017 7:34 am
My vagina is naturally moist even without being aroused, so if I'm aroused I get super wet yeah. Or even if I'm not aroused and someone is talking to me about fucking me for a long time I'll get wet. Like my body doesn't care if I'm into it or not, it still prepares to be fucked.
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 #59056  by almostapathetic
 Sun Jul 16, 2017 7:46 am
Metal_Pig wrote:
Sun Jul 16, 2017 6:34 am
this should put to rest any idea you fraggots had of banging demeter. FRIENDZONE LEVEL: EBW
Ignore him, here ya go, fellows.


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The sweet young miss go gave me a kiss and I knew that she was mine
Took her to the limousine still parked outside
I tipped the chauffeur when it was over and I gave her my own ride
Couldn't get her off my jock she was like static cling
But that's what happens when body start slappin' from doin' the wild thing
 #59065  by PlusCaChange
 Sun Jul 16, 2017 8:22 am
The sweet young miss go gave me a kiss and I knew that she was mine
Recalls to mind this little ditty from 'Bored of the Rings'.

""An elvin-maid there was of old,
A stenographer by day;
Her hair was fake, her teeth were gold,
Her scent was that of cheap sachet.
She thought that art was really 'keen,'
The top ten she could hum;
Her eyes were full of Maybelline,
Her mouth, of chewing gum.
Her head was full of men and clothes,
Her hair, of ratted curls;
Her legs she wrapped in fine Sup-Hose,
For nights out with the girls.
She met one morn an elvin-lad,
Who took her to the fights,
And said he owned a spacious pad,
And went to law school nights.
And so that night she gave her all
In back of his sedan;
So rich, she thought, so sharp and tall,
A perfect family man.
But then he told her with a smirk,
That he loved another,
And was a part-time postal clerk
And lived home with his mother.
A silver tear rolled down her cheek
As she bussed home by herself;
The same thing happened twice last week,
(Oh, Heaven help the Working-elf!)"
 #59200  by TheFuckinJoker
 Sun Jul 16, 2017 5:24 pm
Demeter wrote:
Sun Jul 16, 2017 7:34 am
My vagina is naturally moist even without being aroused, so if I'm aroused I get super wet yeah. Or even if I'm not aroused and someone is talking to me about fucking me for a long time I'll get wet. Like my body doesn't care if I'm into it or not, it still prepares to be fucked.
 #59206  by cunnalingus
 Sun Jul 16, 2017 5:56 pm
Demeter wrote:
Sun Jul 16, 2017 7:34 am
My vagina is naturally moist even without being aroused, so if I'm aroused I get super wet yeah. Or even if I'm not aroused and someone is talking to me about fucking me for a long time I'll get wet. Like my body doesn't care if I'm into it or not, it still prepares to be fucked.
I bet it smells like low tide on a hot day
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