See, this is why you can't relate to sane people, it wasn't a literal statement. It means that you got suckered into sex and fell for some of the oldest tactics known to man. I know the guy didn't actually say, "I'll just stick the tip in", but he said something just as laughable to get his dick in you and you fell for it.
Proof: He stuck his dick in you after you first fell for the classic, "I spilled something on my pants." That was step one. This guy got his lines and moves from old Three's Company episodes and you fell for it.
What a fucking dolt.
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