Hey, this is Joe Rogan. I'm hanging out with Spider and he left his Ipad logged in to EBW. That dude is the best fighter of all time, hands down, but he is a lightweight when it comes to weed and alcohol. Dude is passed out on the couch.
Demeter, let me give you some birthday advice...
Go to the nearest grocery store that has a deli. Walk to the back where they keep their dumpster thing, where they put all the grease and oil from the deep fat fryer that they cook all their meats in. Call your parents and tell them goodbye. Get in to the container and put your head under the grease until you meet Jesus.
To the person who asked, 4 pages in is not too late to say to kill yourself.
Oh, to whomever was asking...Anderson Silva is the best fighter of all time.