• What Should I Do On My Birthday?

  • This is no safe-space, snowflake.
This is no safe-space, snowflake.
 #64452  by AngryGeriatric
 Fri Aug 11, 2017 8:37 am
cunnalingus wrote:
Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:25 am
mrsmommyjeans wrote:
Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:08 am
Just treat yourself to something nice. Something special, that you can really enjoy. A special treat just for you.
Like a can of joe rogan and Anderson silva endorsed hormel premium corned beef?
and don't forget, you can't spell Horrible Meal without Hormel.
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 #64494  by pirate
 Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:01 pm
You know what you should do for your birthday? You should tell everyone on EBW forums. You're obviously not going to be doing anything, but if you tell people on here then you can at least pretend that people remember and care about it. (We don't though). Have fun crying in your room alone. Nobody gives a shit.
 #64507  by Demeter
 Fri Aug 11, 2017 11:25 pm
I might go to a vegan restaurant with this guy from OkCupid who just offered to pay for my meal. He's not vegan but he is asexual so if I could turn him vegan that'd be cool since I think I'm asexual too.

And at least I can be pretty sure that he won't try to touch me.
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