I would raise said child
Any sperm that can bust through two condoms and swim through a unkempt vegan's vagina to inseminate an egg of only roughly the same species...is truly a champion sperm, and destined to be a champion of men. The next generation of G.O.A.T, like his father!
Do you really think that I'd let you raise such a child? Do you have the experience and expertise to teach this child how to fight and grapple? Do you have what it takes to teach him proper form, discipline and technique? No...I will raise him myself. Go fuck yourself. Real talk!
-Anderson "the Spider" Silva