• Pirate and demeter

  • This is no safe-space, snowflake.
This is no safe-space, snowflake.
 #69073  by Pee_patrol
 Sun Sep 03, 2017 1:04 am
Demeter wrote:
Sun Sep 03, 2017 12:11 am
Is this assuming I'm still unconscious after and am unable to run to the nearest pharmacy for some plan B?
Plan B with you is a shotgun to the head.
 #69081  by kocher
 Sun Sep 03, 2017 4:31 am
pirate wrote:
Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:44 pm

Any sperm that can bust through two condoms
Aren't you supposed to be a nurse? And you don't know sex ed 101? Wearing two condoms increases the chances of friction ripping open the condoms. Demeter's soppy wet ham wallet would be brimming with precious yummy baby gunk within minutes.
 #69125  by joecaca
 Sun Sep 03, 2017 12:54 pm
Ish haff been teeching de Greek histori class to tienbois for mani yeers. Dey weer fairi much a head off de times, fairy sofistesticulated. Alles klar?
 #69134  by Tom_Selleck
 Sun Sep 03, 2017 2:12 pm
Demeter wrote:
Sun Sep 03, 2017 12:11 am
Is this assuming I'm still unconscious after and am unable to run to the nearest pharmacy for some plan B?
They sell metal coat hangers at walmart
 #69193  by joecaca
 Sun Sep 03, 2017 7:50 pm
You guys remember that dance music song in the early 90's with the synthesizer riff and with the guy said "howww!" And the girl said "everybody, everybody!" ???... yeah, good tune.
 #69200  by Pee_patrol
 Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:47 pm
IF she gets pregnant, can ebaums users raise the child. Like a group effort; imagine how that child would turn out :lol:
 #69201  by pirate
 Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:50 pm
Pee_patrol wrote:
Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:47 pm
IF she gets pregnant, can ebaums users raise the child. Like a group effort; imagine how that child would turn out :lol:
Donald Trump, if Donald Trump were poor.
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