• Pirate and demeter

  • This is no safe-space, snowflake.
This is no safe-space, snowflake.
 #69006  by joecaca
 Sat Sep 02, 2017 3:05 pm
Tom_Selleck wrote:
Sat Sep 02, 2017 2:01 pm
Come on guys, lets be real, nobody wants to have sex with Pirate.
Are you stupid or something son? He's the best mma fighter of all time. He drowns in pussy. Ask Joe Rogan.
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 #69035  by Tom_Selleck
 Sat Sep 02, 2017 5:18 pm
joecaca wrote:
Sat Sep 02, 2017 3:05 pm
Tom_Selleck wrote:
Sat Sep 02, 2017 2:01 pm
Come on guys, lets be real, nobody wants to have sex with Pirate.
Are you stupid or something son? He's the best mma fighter of all time. He drowns in pussy. Ask Joe Rogan.
If I kicked you in the jaw, would I neuter Pirate?
 #69040  by happysock
 Sat Sep 02, 2017 5:38 pm
mrsquirtlejeans wrote:
Sat Sep 02, 2017 4:00 pm
We should do a go fund me for an all expense paid trip for Demeter to pound town.
We could fund pirate to take the skin boat to tuna town.
 #69070  by pirate
 Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:44 pm
I would raise said child :D !!!!
Any sperm that can bust through two condoms and swim through a unkempt vegan's vagina to inseminate an egg of only roughly the same species...is truly a champion sperm, and destined to be a champion of men. The next generation of G.O.A.T, like his father!

Do you really think that I'd let you raise such a child? Do you have the experience and expertise to teach this child how to fight and grapple? Do you have what it takes to teach him proper form, discipline and technique? No...I will raise him myself. Go fuck yourself. Real talk!

-Anderson "the Spider" Silva
 #69072  by Demeter
 Sun Sep 03, 2017 12:11 am
Is this assuming I'm still unconscious after and am unable to run to the nearest pharmacy for some plan B?
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