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 #77287  by edsbrian
 Mon Oct 09, 2017 5:45 pm
Slutina wrote:
Mon Oct 09, 2017 5:19 pm
I always say that if you need more than two minutes to shit you need to get more fiber in your diet.
Easy for you to say, you have one of those stretched out buttholes.
 #77360  by JenkemBag
 Mon Oct 09, 2017 10:38 pm
andrewryan69 wrote:
Sat Oct 07, 2017 3:03 pm
Hey guys, just so you know, all kidding aside. You're all pathetic bitches. I hope for your sake that your medicated asses are never banned from this site because you all obviously have no life beyond what you project here. Everyone else around here knows when to draw the line, except for you guys because you're all fucking social retards. People like you are the reason eBaum's died. No sense of community, so sense of humility, just play everything like a joke and treat everyone like they don't matter, like their needs are worthless because it's just the Internet, right? Just because people are talking to each other and having a good time FUCK THEM if they suddenly need a little support from a group they feel even a slight kinship to.

Just keep going through life like this, buddies. See how many people are standing next to your deathbeds. Or is it too late? Are you guys alone, right now? You sure do seem to have a lot of time to devote to irritating the FUCK out of good members here. Is it because you choose to, or is it because nobody who actually knows you wants anything to do with you?

You could have just ignored making accounts and not posted here. You could have said "We are dicks to ourselves, we don't care about the fucking forum." and move on. Instead, you guys chose the SOCIOPATHIC approach to purposefully antagonize a community that clearly wasn't in a joking mood.

You're all sick fucks. I realize you'll all laugh this off, but I just wanted you to know that in real life, there is at least one person who actually thinks that you guys are horrible human beings, and will remember that fact when they can be bothered to remember you losers at all.
TL;DR upvoted for calling me a pathetic bitch though
 #77361  by mrhotdogjeans
 Mon Oct 09, 2017 10:47 pm
Slutina wrote:
Mon Oct 09, 2017 5:19 pm
I always say that if you need more than two minutes to shit you need to get more fiber in your diet.
Someone should make that into a t-shirt. where is hairyknubs when you need him??
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