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This is no safe-space, snowflake.
 #78017  by joecaca
 Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:30 am
So I'm going to Mexico 🇲🇽. It's for a wedding with family and friends in Playa del Carmen in a 5 star hotel. Anyway, my question is this: Will I get killed? Thank you.
 #78019  by Tim_Kerr
 Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:36 am
Donkey Show
 #78020  by edsbrian
 Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:39 am
joecaca wrote:
Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:30 am
So I'm going to Mexico 🇲🇽. It's for a wedding with family and friends in Playa del Carmen in a 5 star hotel. Anyway, my question is this: Will I get killed? Thank you.
It's highly likely that you will indeed be killed. Do not step foot off the resort and watch the boundaries on the beach and in the ocean. If you find yourself not on resort property they will probably chop your heads off.
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 #78021  by cunnalingus
 Thu Oct 12, 2017 9:06 am
Mr.Caca they have remarkably cheap and potent cocaine down there. Just don't buy off a guy standing on the corner or else it will be stepped on. Your best bet is to tip your bartender well and casually ask him.
-Cunnalingus (Minister of Cocaine) 2020
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 #78026  by edsbrian
 Thu Oct 12, 2017 10:19 am
cunnalingus wrote:
Thu Oct 12, 2017 9:06 am
Mr.Caca they have remarkably cheap and potent cocaine down there. Just don't buy off a guy standing on the corner or else it will be stepped on. Your best bet is to tip your bartender well and casually ask him.
-Cunnalingus (Minister of Cocaine) 2020
Ask the wrong meximang for cocaine and you'll wake up with your head chopped off.
 #78031  by joecaca
 Thu Oct 12, 2017 11:15 am
... cocaine ... head chopped off ... this vacation is going to be complicated :s
 #78032  by Hakik
 Thu Oct 12, 2017 11:22 am
So your familia is from mehico?
 #78043  by Tom_Selleck
 Thu Oct 12, 2017 12:42 pm
Maybe you should find a replacement for all your alt accounts before you go, this website will become a ghost town