• Breaking the silence

  • This is no safe-space, snowflake.
This is no safe-space, snowflake.
 #83960  by Hakik
 Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:37 am
So guys did you see how many cool features they got on the Iphone X?





Maybe ebaums will give away an iphone for christmas to someone who's been a good boy or girl. ;)
 #83966  by joecaca
 Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:19 am
Is there a phone that doesn't fuck up if immersed in water yet doesn't catch fire and explode in your pocket?
 #83968  by almostapathetic
 Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:40 am
joecaca wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:19 am
Is there a phone that doesn't fuck up if immersed in water yet doesn't catch fire and explode in your pocket?
Just go old school and wrap a condom around an old Nokia and stick that up your butt. You better turn it sideways though; So it doesn't just fall right back out.
 #83969  by Hakik
 Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:46 am
almostapathetic wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:47 am
So basically if you are a sleep someone could unlock your phone with your face. Brilliant.
That's kind of dumb-dumb. Because you could also use their fingerprint if they're asleep.
 #83970  by almostapathetic
 Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:53 am
Hakik wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:46 am
almostapathetic wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:47 am
So basically if you are a sleep someone could unlock your phone with your face. Brilliant.
That's kind of dumb-dumb. Because you could also use their fingerprint if they're asleep.
That would more than likely wake them. It would wake me, unless I was drunk.
 #83972  by Hakik
 Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:21 am
almostapathetic wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:53 am
Hakik wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:46 am
almostapathetic wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:47 am
So basically if you are a sleep someone could unlock your phone with your face. Brilliant.
That's kind of dumb-dumb. Because you could also use their fingerprint if they're asleep.
That would more than likely wake them. It would wake me, unless I was drunk.
If you already managed to pull their phone out their pockets without waking them up, getting their fingerprint is the easy part.
 #83973  by almostapathetic
 Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:38 am
Hakik wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:21 am
almostapathetic wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:53 am
Hakik wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:46 am


That's kind of dumb-dumb. Because you could also use their fingerprint if they're asleep.
That would more than likely wake them. It would wake me, unless I was drunk.
If you already managed to pull their phone out their pockets without waking them up, getting their fingerprint is the easy part.
Who the hell sleeps with their phone in their pocket? Mine sits plugged in on the nightstand like most white people.