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Re: Breaking the silence

PostPosted:Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:41 am
by cunnalingus
I hear this phone comes with a clip on man bun, a plaid shirt, pair a cargo shorts with suspenders, a starbucks gift card and a couple records.

Re: Breaking the silence

PostPosted:Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:43 am
by Hakik
almostapathetic wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:38 am
Hakik wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:21 am
almostapathetic wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:53 am

That would more than likely wake them. It would wake me, unless I was drunk.
If you already managed to pull their phone out their pockets without waking them up, getting their fingerprint is the easy part.
Who the hell sleeps with their phone in their pocket? Mine sits plugged in on the nightstand like most white people.
I thought you meant like at work. So you mean someone is gonna break into your house to steal your phone while you're sleeping? Or is your wife that untrustworthy? Anyway, in that case it would be easier to use their finger, you don't have to turn on the light to make sure you can capture their face.

Re: Breaking the silence

PostPosted:Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:46 am
by joecaca
almostapathetic wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:38 am
Hakik wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:21 am
almostapathetic wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:53 am

That would more than likely wake them. It would wake me, unless I was drunk.
If you already managed to pull their phone out their pockets without waking them up, getting their fingerprint is the easy part.
Who the hell sleeps with their phone in their pocket? Mine sits plugged in on the nightstand like most white people.
I sleep with mine on your mom's nightstand lel, u know, 'cause we had sex LOL! 😂

Re: Breaking the silence

PostPosted:Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:52 am
by almostapathetic
Yeah, I mostly mean like a GF or wife. Or even a roomate, sibling, or buds on vacation or something wanting to prank with your phone. (None of of which @Demeter will ever have to worry about.)

Or like joecaca's BF. I hear he's a real jealous mothereffer and would slap joe around a bit if he saw the texts from his CL encounters.

Re: Breaking the silence

PostPosted:Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:59 am
by Kumacho
Shit, I saw the title without seeing who was the originator and thought dildozer finally came out of the closet.

Re: Breaking the silence

PostPosted:Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:25 am
by AngryGeriatric
Kumacho wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:59 am
Shit, I saw the title without seeing who was the originator and thought dildozer finally came out of the closet.
He's not ever coming out. He has himself tied in with bungie cords so even if he does pop out in a moment of weakness, he ricochets right back in into the safety of self denial.


almostapathetic wrote: Who the hell sleeps with their phone in their pocket? Mine sits plugged in on the nightstand like most white people.


Plugged in? What dark ages are you from that you have to plug in your phone to charge it?


joecaca wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:19 am
Is there a phone that doesn't fuck up if immersed in water yet doesn't catch fire and explode in your pocket?
Real men don't worry about things like their phone exploding. Only French Canadians and other types of sissies worry about 3rd degree burns. Take that dress off Sally and act like there is a reason you have a penis.

Re: Breaking the silence

PostPosted:Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:15 pm
by almostapathetic
AngryGeriatric wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:25 am
Plugged in? What dark ages are you from that you have to plug in your phone to charge it?
It's an Obama fone. We prezdent now.

Re: Breaking the silence

PostPosted:Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:38 pm
by lemmiwinx
almostapathetic wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:15 pm
AngryGeriatric wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:25 am
Plugged in? What dark ages are you from that you have to plug in your phone to charge it?
It's an Obama fone. We prezdent now.
Can a person buy one of these magic new phones that don't need to be plugged in to charge with their EBT card? Asking for a friend.

Re: Breaking the silence

PostPosted:Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:44 pm
by pirate
As PPeanus’ most trusted and highest ranking moderator, I have been assigned to lead the investigation.

After extensive research and investigation, I have found no evidence to support the claims of molestation or wrongdoing of any kind. I am hereby closing the case.

-Anderson Silva (alpha boss of this byotch)

Re: Breaking the silence

PostPosted:Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:49 pm
by edsbrian
pirate wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:44 pm
As PPeanus’ most trusted and highest ranking moderator, I have been assigned to lead the investigation.

After extensive research and investigation, I have found no evidence to support the claims of molestation or wrongdoing of any kind. I am hereby closing the case.

-Anderson Silva (alpha boss of this byotch)
Thank you Mr.Silva,
We appreciate your time and dedication.

Sincerely, Everyone