Ok so I heard a noise coming from my parents bedroom and when I opened the door I saw my dad getting butt fucked by his secret clone he was growing in the basement. I was in shock so I started running away and they both started chasing me. They caught me and started to jam pine cones up my ass and then I died. I went to hell and saw a lot of black people like trayvon and kimbo. I really don't want to go to hell.