• bad dreams

  • This is no safe-space, snowflake.
This is no safe-space, snowflake.
 #84050  by mrhotdogjeans
 Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:04 pm
Ok so I heard a noise coming from my parents bedroom and when I opened the door I saw my dad getting butt fucked by his secret clone he was growing in the basement. I was in shock so I started running away and they both started chasing me. They caught me and started to jam pine cones up my ass and then I died. I went to hell and saw a lot of black people like trayvon and kimbo. I really don't want to go to hell.
 #84051  by mrsquirtlejeans
 Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:09 pm
I had a dream the other night that people were following me around and sticking their fingers in my ass. I woke up with blood spots in my sleeping shorts.
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 #84062  by Slutina
 Tue Nov 14, 2017 5:21 pm
Plot twist: it wasn't a dream, it really happened
 #84064  by lemmiwinx
 Tue Nov 14, 2017 5:27 pm
Where was your mom when your dad was getting this butt fucking? As for dreaming about pine cones shoved up your ass we all know what that's about don't we.
 #84067  by edsbrian
 Tue Nov 14, 2017 5:35 pm
lemmiwinx wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 5:27 pm
Where was your mom when your dad was getting this butt fucking? As for dreaming about pine cones shoved up your ass we all know what that's about don't we.
Sick burn bro! You are edgy as fuck! I have to remember not to mess with you.
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