As you become older, pewps become more an more important to you. Trust me, when you have pewped in a week you start to study feces...
Basically what you guys are asking is to be so constipated that all the liquids are reabsorbed into your colon creating little pewps.
YOU DO NOT WANT LIL PEWPS!
Another thing you discover with age, is the color of your urine. The inability to create a full strong stream makes you do research. I won't go into hardening of the ass doughnut. But I will go into coloration! Pink pee is bad guise!