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 #97864  by JohnnyP
 Wed Jan 10, 2018 5:29 am
BRIAN IS STILL FAT!!!! BRIAN IS STILL FAT!!!!
God & Baby Jesus help us...
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 #97866  by SkeetDixon
 Wed Jan 10, 2018 5:33 am
If eating your emotions was an Olympic sport, Brian would win gold, silver, and bronze. He'd probably eat those too.
 #97869  by JohnnyP
 Wed Jan 10, 2018 5:43 am
Brian stopped at a fork in the road once. He thought there was food on it.
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 #97879  by cunnalingus
 Wed Jan 10, 2018 7:44 am
Brian doesn’t eat his emotions. Fatso has vlogs where he cries tears of happiness about trump and his policies, tears of sadness because of jesus and tears of anger when he drops food on the ground. He’s really just a big pussy.
 #97893  by joecaca
 Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:38 am
cunnalingus wrote:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 7:44 am
Brian doesn’t eat his emotions. Fatso has vlogs where he cries tears of happiness about trump and his policies, tears of sadness because of jesus and tears of anger when he drops food on the ground. He’s really just a big pussy.
I think he finally lost it. All that grease blocking proper oxygenation of his brian. He really should consider bariatric surgery and visits to a top notch shrink.
Caca
 #97922  by AngryGeriatric
 Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:43 am
joecaca wrote:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:38 am
I think he finally lost it. All that grease blocking proper oxygenation of his brian. He really should consider bariatric surgery and visits to a top notch shrink.
Caca
Unless he could find a surgeon that is also into spelunking, he is way to fat to go under the knife.
 #97934  by happysock
 Wed Jan 10, 2018 12:01 pm
JohnnyP wrote:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 5:43 am
Brian stopped at a fork in the road once. He thought there was food on it.
:facepalm: :roll:
 #97937  by JohnnyP
 Wed Jan 10, 2018 12:04 pm
happysock wrote:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 12:01 pm
JohnnyP wrote:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 5:43 am
Brian stopped at a fork in the road once. He thought there was food on it.
:facepalm: :roll:
That was great
 #97965  by kocher
 Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:12 pm
Brian's so fat that anytime he pulls his pants to the floor, his ass is still inside them.